1 00:00:31,449 --> 00:00:33,117 {\an8}Yes team! Let me see that-- 2 00:00:33,117 --> 00:00:35,077 {\an8}Oh! Niffty, nice side swipe! 3 00:00:35,077 --> 00:00:36,328 {\an8}Pentious, like to see that effort. 4 00:00:36,579 --> 00:00:38,456 Teamwork makes the dream work! 5 00:00:38,456 --> 00:00:39,373 {\an8}Yes! I heard that once... 6 00:00:40,166 --> 00:00:42,293 {\an8}Train, train, train. 7 00:00:42,293 --> 00:00:43,586 {\an8}No fucking way! 8 00:00:43,586 --> 00:00:45,296 They're going to fight? 9 00:00:45,296 --> 00:00:47,798 Oh, my God. Ha ha ha ha! 10 00:00:47,798 --> 00:00:50,468 Oh. Looks like your little hotel didn't work out so well. 11 00:00:52,595 --> 00:00:58,142 {\an8}Oh Alastor, I cannot wait to watch you get FUCKED! 12 00:01:02,229 --> 00:01:05,399 Oh, I wish my mom was here to see this. 13 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:07,359 The cannibals seem ready to fight. 14 00:01:07,359 --> 00:01:08,611 Are we? 15 00:01:08,611 --> 00:01:10,404 Fear not, damsels. 16 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:12,740 I shall have the staff ready for victorious combat! 17 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:14,533 What in the hell are you supposed to be? 18 00:01:14,533 --> 00:01:16,660 General Pentious, reporting for duty. 19 00:01:16,660 --> 00:01:20,456 I'll turn those rapscallions into soldiers in no time at all. 20 00:01:20,456 --> 00:01:21,624 Thank you, Pen. 21 00:01:21,624 --> 00:01:23,292 What can I do to help? 22 00:01:23,292 --> 00:01:25,419 I'm glad you asked, soldier. 23 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:26,504 The base needs fortifications. 24 00:01:26,504 --> 00:01:29,131 Reinforce the southern wall. 25 00:01:29,131 --> 00:01:30,341 Create a moat around the perimeter 26 00:01:30,341 --> 00:01:31,759 to stop a ground assault. 27 00:01:33,302 --> 00:01:36,388 How about this? If you see an angel, stab it. 28 00:01:36,388 --> 00:01:37,765 Oooohh... 29 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:39,642 Stab! Stab! Stab! 30 00:01:39,642 --> 00:01:41,477 - Hey, hey, hey, hey. - Not Him! 31 00:01:43,646 --> 00:01:45,523 Listen up, sinners! 32 00:01:45,523 --> 00:01:47,691 We got twenty four hours before the extermination begins 33 00:01:47,691 --> 00:01:49,151 Let's get to work. 34 00:01:50,319 --> 00:01:51,362 So, you wanna aim here, here... 35 00:01:51,362 --> 00:01:53,405 - Oh, they suck. - Yes. 36 00:01:53,405 --> 00:01:54,782 Watch this . 37 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:56,492 Oh they suck so bad 38 00:01:56,492 --> 00:01:58,118 Oh, God. 39 00:01:58,661 --> 00:02:00,746 They're going to fucking die. 40 00:02:00,746 --> 00:02:02,665 They're-- They're going to die. 41 00:02:02,665 --> 00:02:04,500 Hello? 42 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:06,293 I want to thank everyone for coming. 43 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:08,796 Even people who aren't staying here yet... Cherri. 44 00:02:08,796 --> 00:02:11,173 Look, I can't resist a fight, okay? 45 00:02:11,173 --> 00:02:14,218 Especially when I get to tag team with this fuckhead. 46 00:02:14,218 --> 00:02:19,682 Tomorrow, the exorcist angels will face a Hell ready to defend itself and win. 47 00:02:19,932 --> 00:02:21,225 Yeah! 48 00:02:21,225 --> 00:02:22,601 Yeah, we will! Tell 'em, baby! 49 00:02:22,601 --> 00:02:25,688 Yes. And we are-- we are going to win! 50 00:02:25,688 --> 00:02:27,857 But in case we don't, 51 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:32,903 I want you all to know... that getting to know you 52 00:02:32,903 --> 00:02:35,573 has been the biggest honor of my life. 53 00:02:36,198 --> 00:02:38,325 Whatever redemption really means, 54 00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:40,536 I know you all tried. 55 00:02:40,536 --> 00:02:43,539 I have seen the good in all of you. 56 00:02:43,539 --> 00:02:44,874 And it's... 57 00:02:44,874 --> 00:02:46,667 I--I'm just... 58 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:50,796 I love you all... so much, 59 00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:55,718 and-- and live tonight however you want because-- 60 00:02:55,718 --> 00:02:59,346 We're all going to die! Hahahah! 61 00:03:00,264 --> 00:03:01,974 All right, let's give it up for not dying! 62 00:03:01,974 --> 00:03:05,227 Love not dying! Drinks? 63 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:08,355 I mean, personally, I'm excited. It's been a long time since I stabbed anyone 64 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:09,773 and really meant it, you know what I mean? 65 00:03:09,773 --> 00:03:10,900 - Cheers, bitches! - Yeah! 66 00:03:11,901 --> 00:03:13,235 Here's to us! 67 00:03:13,235 --> 00:03:17,615 Here's to being alive today and not dying tomorrow. 68 00:03:17,615 --> 00:03:19,700 Chug, chug, chug! 69 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:22,620 Ah, the celebratory night before a courageous last stand. 70 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:28,250 It's been a surprising thrill to witness these wayward souls find connection. 71 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:31,462 Almost makes one sentimental, eh Niffty? 72 00:03:31,462 --> 00:03:33,505 I really like them, Alastor. 73 00:03:33,756 --> 00:03:36,926 They let me put on roach puppet shows without booing! 74 00:03:36,926 --> 00:03:39,803 Ahh, an enjoyable collective to be around. 75 00:03:40,512 --> 00:03:43,265 I admit one could get accustomed. 76 00:03:44,308 --> 00:03:47,478 I dub thee King Roach. 77 00:03:47,478 --> 00:03:52,399 Oh, to understand your twisted little mind. Hahaha. 78 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:57,279 Last day of afterlife, 79 00:03:57,613 --> 00:04:00,532 and you're not off snorting a line off some hunk's abs? 80 00:04:00,532 --> 00:04:03,702 Ehh, you fucked one cannibal pool boy, you fucked 'em all. 81 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:05,496 I guess you have changed. 82 00:04:06,455 --> 00:04:10,918 Hey, Charlie said live tonight however we wanted, 83 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:14,505 so pour me a fresh one, and let's get to living. 84 00:04:16,298 --> 00:04:18,467 Miss Bomb...? 85 00:04:18,467 --> 00:04:20,302 - Cherri? - Yeah. 86 00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:21,804 I want to tell you... that I... 87 00:04:22,972 --> 00:04:25,057 I love... 88 00:04:25,057 --> 00:04:29,395 I'd love to wish you good luck in the battle ahead. 89 00:04:29,395 --> 00:04:30,813 Okay. 90 00:04:30,813 --> 00:04:34,817 You are... Have always been a worthy opponent. 91 00:04:35,359 --> 00:04:37,444 With the most... 92 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:41,824 brilliant explosive contraptions I've ever seen. 93 00:04:41,824 --> 00:04:43,826 Uh... Thanks? 94 00:04:43,826 --> 00:04:44,994 Anyway, I guess-- 95 00:04:46,495 --> 00:04:48,497 Please don't die tomorrow. Okay. Bye. 96 00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:51,083 Ya know, you could totally tap that. 97 00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:52,918 Tss, don't be gross. 98 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:56,505 Cuz, you know, I hear he's got two dicks. 99 00:04:57,006 --> 00:04:58,007 ...Huh! 100 00:05:06,015 --> 00:05:07,766 - Charlie? - Um, 101 00:05:08,559 --> 00:05:11,020 I'm sorry... I'm... 102 00:05:11,020 --> 00:05:12,771 I'm just so scared. 103 00:05:13,355 --> 00:05:15,482 What if we lose? 104 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:20,487 ♪ You've already done so much ♪ 105 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:25,784 ♪ So many lives you've changed ♪ 106 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:30,622 ♪ So many souls you touched ♪ 107 00:05:31,582 --> 00:05:36,378 ♪ And in the end ♪ 108 00:05:36,378 --> 00:05:39,465 ♪ If it's only me you've saved ♪ 109 00:05:40,591 --> 00:05:42,551 ♪ There's something that ♪ 110 00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:47,931 ♪ I've been dying to say ♪ 111 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:56,648 ♪ More than anything ♪ 112 00:05:57,107 --> 00:06:04,573 ♪ Need you to know I love you more than anything ♪ 113 00:06:04,907 --> 00:06:08,702 ♪ More than anything ♪ 114 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:15,793 Extermination Day is here, bitches. 115 00:06:15,793 --> 00:06:19,838 We're going to go down and exterminate demon ass! 116 00:06:19,838 --> 00:06:21,590 Destroy that ass! 117 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:24,426 Prepare to slaughter every sinner in that shit hotel, 118 00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:26,428 and you all remember, Vaggie?! 119 00:06:26,428 --> 00:06:28,430 Boo! We hate her! 120 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:30,724 Rip Vaggie's cunt mouth out her ass! 121 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:33,102 Would you just-- ju-- chill, Lute. Fuck. 122 00:06:33,102 --> 00:06:37,439 Anyway, whoever brings me Vaggie's head gets... 123 00:06:37,815 --> 00:06:40,818 Uh... I dunno, a million Heaven bucks. How about that, huh? 124 00:06:42,444 --> 00:06:43,821 Haha, yeah! 125 00:06:43,821 --> 00:06:46,615 Ladies, let's fuck shit up! 126 00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:50,077 ATTACK! 127 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:50,994 FORWARD! 128 00:06:56,125 --> 00:06:57,543 Here they come. 129 00:06:57,543 --> 00:06:58,794 Get ready, everyone. 130 00:06:58,794 --> 00:06:59,878 We fight together! 131 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:05,759 Come on, let's go! 132 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:09,221 Oh, oh. Oh. This is going to be good. 133 00:07:09,221 --> 00:07:12,224 NOW! FOR YOUR SOULS! 134 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:19,106 Let's fuck them up! 135 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:23,068 Arrgh, take that! 136 00:07:23,819 --> 00:07:25,904 Let the slaughter begin. 137 00:07:35,247 --> 00:07:36,999 The fuck?! 138 00:07:36,999 --> 00:07:39,084 They appear to have some kind of shield, sir! 139 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:41,712 Oh, really? I didn't see this giant fucking shield in front of me, 140 00:07:41,712 --> 00:07:43,839 You dumb bitch. No shit! 141 00:07:48,927 --> 00:07:52,222 That's how they can kill us?! With our own weapons!? 142 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:54,057 Fucking weak, dude. 143 00:07:57,519 --> 00:07:59,521 Come'n get some! 144 00:07:59,521 --> 00:08:02,608 Eat shrapnel, fuckers! 145 00:08:02,608 --> 00:08:05,736 All angelic weapons fire at will! 146 00:08:05,736 --> 00:08:08,238 Hey, yelling while fighting doesn't help. 147 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:15,037 Alastor's shield is working ! 148 00:08:15,037 --> 00:08:16,622 Trying to focus, sweetie! 149 00:08:16,622 --> 00:08:18,207 We might actually have a chance. 150 00:08:18,207 --> 00:08:20,876 Love the optimism. Still trying to focus. 151 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:24,171 I'm fucking over this. 152 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:29,968 Fuck! 153 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:31,553 Oh no! 154 00:08:39,061 --> 00:08:42,898 Oh, fuck! I am so hard right now. 155 00:08:43,899 --> 00:08:45,067 Adam. 156 00:08:45,067 --> 00:08:47,569 First man, next to die. 157 00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:48,820 Who the fuck are you? 158 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:49,905 Alastor. 159 00:08:49,905 --> 00:08:51,198 Pleasure to be meeting you. 160 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:53,200 Quite a pleasure. 161 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:56,161 I'm about to end your fucking life. 162 00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:59,039 Nice voice. Don't you know jazz is for pussies ? 163 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,586 Nah ah ah! 164 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:08,090 You really think you can take me on? 165 00:09:08,090 --> 00:09:11,218 A mortal soul is no match for me, edge-lord. 166 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:14,304 You should know better than anyone what a soul can accomplish 167 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:16,682 when they take charge of their own fate. 168 00:09:17,349 --> 00:09:18,934 Arrgh! 169 00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:20,894 Ohohoho, think you're tough shit, huh? 170 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,646 Tougher than you! 171 00:09:22,646 --> 00:09:25,774 Hahahaha! You lack discipline, control, and worst, 172 00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:28,944 you're sloppy! 173 00:09:28,944 --> 00:09:31,947 And you're... fuck-- 174 00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:33,282 fuck you... you red piece of f-- 175 00:09:33,282 --> 00:09:35,200 too much fucking red... fuck... 176 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,159 Shut up! 177 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:38,620 Hahaha! Poetry. 178 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:42,082 Grr, I'm going to wipe that shit eating grin off your face 179 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:44,626 'cause radio is fuckin' dead! 180 00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:45,961 What just happened? 181 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:47,838 Ffffuck. 182 00:09:47,838 --> 00:09:49,131 Arrgh! 183 00:09:50,299 --> 00:09:52,843 Yes!! Fuck you Alastor! 184 00:09:52,843 --> 00:09:54,886 Ha ha ha ha. 185 00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:57,014 This is better than sex. 186 00:09:58,724 --> 00:10:01,059 Have to disagree with you there. 187 00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:02,811 Radio's not dead, 188 00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:05,897 but it is ending this broadcast. 189 00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:09,943 Bye, bitch. 190 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:13,113 No! Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!! Pussy. 191 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:16,658 Right flank advance! Left flank, watch your six. 192 00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:19,286 Ladies! There are more coming up on your right. 193 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:21,747 Get ready for them Vagatha! 194 00:10:21,747 --> 00:10:23,165 Not my name! But, got it. 195 00:10:23,165 --> 00:10:24,833 Sorry! Sorry. 196 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:25,834 Sorry-- 197 00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:27,252 Sorry, sorry! 198 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:29,129 Now's not the time for that babe! 199 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,172 Oh, right. 200 00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:34,384 Die motherfuckers! 201 00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:36,845 These fuckin' angels won't stop comin'. 202 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:40,182 Hah! -Okay, I walked right into that one. 203 00:10:40,182 --> 00:10:41,683 Hold that thought. 204 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:49,983 You alright squirt? 205 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:52,778 I nearly scrambled myself. 206 00:10:52,778 --> 00:10:55,864 Get somewhere safe. Arrgh! 207 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:59,451 Suck my holy light, fuckers! Yeah! 208 00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:02,371 What? Alastor was supposed to handle him. 209 00:11:02,371 --> 00:11:04,247 Oh, no, he must be-- 210 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:10,212 We aren't going to last long unless we do something about him. 211 00:11:10,212 --> 00:11:11,880 Of course. 212 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:16,134 I'm trying to fight here! You out of your fucking mind? 213 00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:18,053 Yes. 214 00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:21,264 Miss Cherry Bomb, 215 00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:23,392 I love you. 216 00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:25,143 Remember meeee! 217 00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:26,728 That was kind of hot. 218 00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:32,401 Eggs, activate thrusters, and charge the death ray. 219 00:11:32,401 --> 00:11:33,360 Yes, sir. 220 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,153 Pentious? 221 00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:37,406 That crazy motherfucker. 222 00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:39,699 Target in range. 223 00:11:40,826 --> 00:11:41,827 Fire. 224 00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:44,079 Oh, whoop! 225 00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:46,957 That coulda been ugly. 226 00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:48,417 Noooo! 227 00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:51,503 - Fuck... - No. 228 00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:53,088 - You did good, buddy. - No, no, no. 229 00:11:53,088 --> 00:11:55,424 Charlie, I'm so sorry. 230 00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:59,177 Razzle! Dazzle! 231 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,436 Let's ride. 232 00:12:07,436 --> 00:12:10,063 Yeah! Get 'em! 233 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,442 Forward! 234 00:12:13,442 --> 00:12:15,402 Go, Razzle, go! 235 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:18,196 Oh, look who thinks they're bad ass now. 236 00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:20,073 The traitor came to die. 237 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,118 No!! 238 00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:31,293 Before I take your life, 239 00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:35,255 I'm going to tear that other eye out of your face. 240 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,174 Try it, bitch. 241 00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:50,103 Vaggie! 242 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,313 Surprise, bitch! 243 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:58,320 Risking your immortal life for sinners? 244 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:02,532 That's some crazy shit, even for Lucifer's brat! 245 00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:05,160 These sinners are my family. 246 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,329 "These sinners are my famwy." 247 00:13:07,329 --> 00:13:08,997 Do you even hear yourself? 248 00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:11,124 You shoulda stayed in your place, girlie-- 249 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,542 Arrgh! Shit! 250 00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:17,172 That's Princess of Hell to you, pig! 251 00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:19,841 The fuck? That hurt. 252 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:24,429 Heh hahaha, okay. 253 00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:26,014 Arrgh. 254 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:31,269 You always were weak. 255 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:39,903 So I'll spare you the pain of seeing your demon bitch die. 256 00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:57,504 Do it, then. Correct your mistake. 257 00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,881 Seriously, you're pathetic, you know that? 258 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:03,218 Ready to die rather than accepting mercy? 259 00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:05,387 No, live. 260 00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:09,224 Live knowing that you only do because I let you... 261 00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:10,600 The failure. 262 00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:18,108 EeeaaaaaUUUUAAGGHHH!! 263 00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:23,446 Let... me... go! 264 00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:28,660 This fight was cute n' all, but it's time to die with the rest of them. 265 00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:31,580 Charlie! 266 00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:37,919 Dad? 267 00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:40,422 Sorry I wasn't here sooner, sweetie. 268 00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:43,925 Huh? Okay, seriously? 269 00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:46,428 How many of you freaks do I have to fight?! 270 00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:48,555 Oh, I'm the only one that matters. 271 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,223 See, you messed with my daughter, 272 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,976 and now I am going to fuck you! 273 00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:56,938 Well, this just got interesting. 274 00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:58,523 It's fuck you "up"... Dad. 275 00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:00,275 Wait, what did I say? 276 00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:04,946 So, this is what you've been up to since Eden? 277 00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:07,198 Gotta say, you really let yourself go buddy. 278 00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:11,661 You judgin' me? You're the most hated being in all of creation! 279 00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:14,664 Well, your first wife didn't seem to hate what I had to offer, 280 00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:17,584 or the second. Bow-chicka-wow-wow. 281 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,628 I'll fuckin' end you!! 282 00:15:19,628 --> 00:15:21,129 Woah, missed me! 283 00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:22,714 Hoohoo, not even close. 284 00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:26,092 Hehehehe! Nice try, douchebag! 285 00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:28,637 Hold still, you slippery fucker! 286 00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:37,228 Ahhh!! 287 00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:39,230 I got you! 288 00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:40,482 Dad! Look out! 289 00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:41,650 Huh? 290 00:15:43,652 --> 00:15:45,195 Woah, wait, what the fuck?! 291 00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:52,494 You come at me , and my daughter , 292 00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:56,164 don't forget you're in my house bitch! 293 00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:59,459 Whoa, whoa, Dad. 294 00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:01,544 He's had enough. 295 00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:03,755 Alright. 296 00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:06,549 How's mercy taste, you little bitch? 297 00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:08,051 No... 298 00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:09,177 You don't get to end this. 299 00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:13,139 I'm fucking Adam! I'm the fucking man, 300 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,016 and you're just some fucking clown or something. 301 00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,102 I started everything on Earth. 302 00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:20,105 All of mankind came from these fucking nuts. 303 00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:21,648 You all should be worshiping me, 304 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:26,653 you ungrateful, disgusting, fucking losers! 305 00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:30,198 Woah! [Lucifer] Hey, you got something... 306 00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:32,534 sticking out of your... Your thing there. 307 00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:35,370 Niffty?! 308 00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:41,292 Stab! Stab! Stab! 309 00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:44,212 Holy shit! 310 00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:45,755 Blood! Ha ha ha! 311 00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,590 Noooo! 312 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,259 Sir?! Sir?! 313 00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:51,052 Stay with me, sir. 314 00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:52,595 Adam! 315 00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:53,805 It's over. 316 00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:55,432 Take your little friends 317 00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:57,475 and go home! 318 00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:58,560 Please. 319 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,520 Retreat. 320 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,565 All exorcists fall back. 321 00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:14,075 So... who's up for pancakes? 322 00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:15,118 Good evening. 323 00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:16,745 {\an8}I'm Katie Killjoy. 324 00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:19,247 {\an8}And I'm-- -Nobody gives a shit who you are Tom. 325 00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:23,084 Breaking news. Extermination day is canceled. 326 00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:26,171 Charlie Morningstar managed to fend off the angelic attack 327 00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:28,590 with more than just nice words. 328 00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:30,467 In an unseen turn of events, 329 00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:33,803 our demonic head honcho Lucifer stepped in 330 00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:36,556 to save his daughter's ass in the last moment. 331 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:40,518 We're also hearing reports that Adam, leader of the Angelic Legions, 332 00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:43,146 first man and totally fuckable bad boy, 333 00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:45,648 has been slain by a filthy janitor. 334 00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:47,358 The janitor said, quote, 335 00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:50,278 "Charlie told me to stab, so I did." 336 00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:52,447 {\an8}Anyway, congrats to Charlie and her crew 337 00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:54,783 {\an8}for not being totally fucking useless for once. 338 00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:04,751 Oh, there, there. It's... 339 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,085 It's okay. 340 00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:21,059 ♪ He did it for us ♪ 341 00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:24,813 ♪ The ultimate sacrifice ♪ 342 00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:28,483 ♪ He gave me his trust ♪ 343 00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:32,362 ♪ And look how we pay the price ♪ 344 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:36,241 ♪ This bloodshed could have been avoided ♪ 345 00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:40,245 ♪ If I convinced Heaven to work together ♪ 346 00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:43,498 ♪ I took a hotel and I destroyed it ♪ 347 00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:47,502 ♪ I know I could have done better ♪ 348 00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:52,215 ♪ Better instead of letting you down ♪ 349 00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:54,884 ♪ Come on little lady ♪ 350 00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:56,511 ♪ Why the frown? ♪ 351 00:18:56,511 --> 00:18:59,597 ♪ In the last 10,000 years ♪ 352 00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:05,520 ♪ You're the first one to change this town ♪ 353 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,480 ♪ You can do this ♪ 354 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,274 ♪ Now I know it ♪ 355 00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:12,610 ♪ For your story has just begun ♪ 356 00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:15,947 ♪ You can't quit now ♪ hell, you owe it ♪ 357 00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:19,784 ♪ There's still damage to be undone ♪ 358 00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,911 ♪ You've changed my mind ♪ 359 00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:23,746 ♪ You've touched their hearts ♪ 360 00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:27,375 ♪ Found the good and souls gone bad ♪ 361 00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:28,877 ♪ The stage is wrecked ♪ 362 00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:30,712 ♪ The crowd is gone ♪ 363 00:19:30,712 --> 00:19:32,755 ♪ But by God Charlie ♪ 364 00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:36,968 ♪ The show it must go on ♪ 365 00:19:36,968 --> 00:19:38,386 ♪ We can do this ♪ 366 00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:39,888 ♪ We can build it ♪ 367 00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:41,973 ♪ Best hotel that you've ever seen ♪ 368 00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:43,683 ♪ Twice the bedrooms ♪ 369 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,476 ♪ We can fill it ♪ 370 00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:47,896 ♪ With more sinners than you can dream ♪ 371 00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:49,355 ♪ It starts with you ♪ 372 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:50,607 ♪ You know it's true ♪ 373 00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:53,359 ♪ Fulfill your destiny ♪ 374 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:56,321 ♪ So long as I've got all of you with me ♪ 375 00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:01,784 ♪ To build a hotel I think we need some brick and lumber ♪ 376 00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:04,245 ♪ Good thing we're in Hell, check out this little magic number ♪ 377 00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:05,747 ♪ Start with foundation ♪ 378 00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:07,707 ♪ A remedial creation for me ♪ 379 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,876 ♪ It's as easy as can be ♪ 380 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,420 ♪ No time for cryin' we got a lot of work to do and ♪ 381 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:14,756 ♪ We gotta try and make the best of what's in ruins ♪ 382 00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:16,549 ♪ New coat of paint ♪ 383 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,426 ♪ New lights across the marquee ♪ 384 00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:20,511 ♪ With a little sorcery ♪ 385 00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:23,598 [Vox] ♪ After the battle masterless cattle ♪ 386 00:20:23,598 --> 00:20:25,808 ♪ Overlords hanging by a thread ♪ 387 00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:27,477 ♪ With a bit of bravado maybe tomorrow ♪ 388 00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:30,563 ♪ We'll will be atop the heap ♪ 389 00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:32,774 ♪ While the rest of Hell's pissing ♪ 390 00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:34,901 ♪ Alastor's missing ♪ 391 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,903 ♪ Fled with his tail between his legs ♪ 392 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:39,489 ♪ Nature abhors a power vacuum ♪ 393 00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:41,407 ♪ It leaves room for you and me ♪ 394 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:44,661 ♪ The future of Hell belongs to the Vees ♪ 395 00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:49,457 ♪ This place is reeks of death ♪ 396 00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,793 ♪ There's a chill in the air ♪ 397 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:57,966 ♪ And I barely escaped being killed by a hair ♪ 398 00:20:57,966 --> 00:21:03,471 ♪ " Great Alastor Altruist died for his friends" ♪ 399 00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:05,974 ♪ Sorry to disappoint ♪ 400 00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:08,893 ♪ That is not where this ends ♪ 401 00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:13,982 ♪ I'm hungry for freedom like never before ♪ 402 00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:18,987 ♪ The constraints of my deal surely you have a back door ♪ 403 00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:23,992 ♪ Once I figure out how to unclip my wings ♪ 404 00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:26,452 ♪ Guess who will be pulling ♪ 405 00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:29,664 ♪ All the strings ♪ 406 00:21:29,664 --> 00:21:31,958 - ♪ We can do this ♪ - ♪ We can do this ♪ 407 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,835 - ♪ We'll be better ♪ - ♪ We'll be better ♪ 408 00:21:33,835 --> 00:21:36,671 ♪ Though redemption may take a while ♪ 409 00:21:36,671 --> 00:21:37,755 - ♪ Though it may take a while ♪ - ♪ Wayward sinners ♪ 410 00:21:37,755 --> 00:21:39,590 ♪ Clear their ledger ♪ 411 00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:40,508 ♪ And we're doing it with a smile ♪ 412 00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:42,468 ♪ Yeah ♪ 413 00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:44,470 ♪ We've made a difference wait and see ♪ 414 00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:46,764 ♪ We're gonna do this you and me ♪ 415 00:21:46,764 --> 00:21:49,017 ♪ And then tomorrow it will be ♪ 416 00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:52,520 ♪ A fuckin' happy day ♪ 417 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:59,110 ♪ In Hell ♪ 418 00:22:03,906 --> 00:22:07,410 What--? Where?... Where am I?! 419 00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:11,372 Oh, hello. 420 00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:17,045 Adam is dead. 421 00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:20,048 Your deal is done and I'm in charge now. 422 00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:22,842 Your brat is threatening the very foundation of Heaven. 423 00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:24,969 And if you want to stay here, 424 00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:28,514 you're going down there and stopping that bitch. 425 00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:30,892 You understand me, 426 00:22:30,892 --> 00:22:32,727 Lilith?