Oh. Charlie?
Don't understand why it's not working. Think Charlie, think.
Think, think, think, think, think, think.
...Trust falls, every single morning, we could do...
Yikes.
- Charlie?...Sweetie, - C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, Charlie!
You, uh. You good?
Nope, no! Not really! Haha!
I've been up all night trying to figure out why the hotel isn't working.
We've done trust falls. We've tried sharing our feelings.
We only have a couple months left before the angels come.
- And at this rate... - Maybe it's time...
- No. - to ask...
Don't say it.
your dad.
Charlie, I know you don't want to, but we need every advantage we can get.
He let the extermination happen to begin with.
They just had a meeting and said, "Go ahead and kill everyone!"
Wait. That's it.
- Kill everyone? - No.
He could get me a meeting with Heaven.
Didn't we already try that?
Well, yeah, with Adam, he was an asshole.
But he isn't in charge of all of Heaven.
We could go to the top!
There's sure to be some angels who will listen.
What's the holdup?
You got daddy issues?
No, we just have never been close.
After he and Mom split, he never really wanted to see me.
He calls... sometimes, but only if he's bored or like, needs me to do something.
Daddy issues.
Well, I'd like to meet the big dick in charge.
The ultimate bad boy.
I bet he's scary.
That's it.
Almost there!
Now presenting...
the magic-tastical backflipping rubber duck!
Ha ha!
That spits fire!
Hold the applause! Please, okay.
Oh, thank you, thank you. Oh God, who am I kidding, this sucks!
Daughter? Daughter calling, daughter, daughter calling! Oh! Um-Uh.
Hello, Charlie.
H-Hey, heyyy, CharChar...
No! No, that's not good.
Oh, this is the first time she's called you in years.
This has to be perfect.
Hey, bitch!
Hi, Dad.
Hey! How are you?
Wh-wh-where are you these days?
You know where I am, Dad. I've told you before.
You have? Oh yeah, uh?
Well, you know I um, uh...
I told you when you called me five months ago.
Or did you not listen?
No, no, no, no. Just, you know, just forgot, I've just been really busy!
Ya know with um... important things.
Well, I'm actually running a hotel to rehabilitate sinners.
Maybe you saw our commercial.
Oh... sadly I missed it.
Heheh, you know I haven't been watching much TV lately.
Scrambles the brain.
But, hey, a hotel! Fun!
Listen, Dad, I've got... kind of a big ask.
Yeah, of course.
Anything in my power is yours for the asking.
You just name it.
I need to speak to Heaven.
Well, whoever's in charge up there, above Adam, above anybody.
I need to go to the top.
Oh no!
Nooooo,
no, no, no, no, Charlie
no, no, no, that's, uh... No.
Look, Dad. I don't ask you for much.
I never have, but this, this is really important to me.
It's the most important thing I've ever done.
And... I need you.
I need your help.
I don't know, Charlie.
Please, just come see what I'm trying to do.
You'll see why it's a really good idea.
And Heaven is bound to agree if I get the chance to talk to them.
Please, Dad.
Wait. You're inviting me over?
Absolutely!
Hoh! I'll be there in an hour!
My daughter wants to see me! Take that depression!
Well, we have an hour until he gets here.
Okay, people, Lucifer is on his way.
So we are going to get this place presentable,
and we are all going to make an amazing impression!
Vamonos!
Okay everyone,
it's showtime!
- Chaaaarlie!! - Hey, Da-
Oh, it's so good to see you. Haha!
It's good to see you, too, Dad.
Welcome! To the Hazbin Hotel!
Oh, hewwo, Keekee!
Razzle, Dazzle!
Oh, look how much you haven't grown!
Still fun sized.
You taking care of my little girl?
You better be...
Wow, this place sure looks, uh...
Uh-huh. Yeah. Uh-huh.
It's got a lot of character.
Oh, what in the unholy Hell is that?!
Just some of the renovations we had done.
Adds a bit of color, don't you think?
And you are?
Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you, sir.
Quite a pleasure!
It's nice to finally put a face to the name.
You are much shorter in real life.
Who is this? Who's this now?
Are you the bellhop?
Haha! No! I am the host of the hotel.
You might have heard of me from my radio broadcast.
Hmm. Nope! I guess that's why Charlie called it the 'Hazbin' Hotel! Hahaha.
Ha ha ha! It was actually my idea.
Ha ha ha! Well, it's not very clever!
Ha ha, fuck you.
Okay! Okay. Anyway.
Dad, look at this lovely parlor, where people can get to know each other
and share secrets and stories and intimate feelings!
Without Alastor,
we wouldn't have been able to pretty it up this much!
Charlie has a very unique vision.
I am happy to fulfill her bizarre requests.
Oh, thank you, Alastor.
Quite an impressive young lady.
We're all very proud of her.
Charlie, dear,
why don't you introduce me to your other friends?
Oh, yes, of course.
This is Vaggie.
She's my girlfriend!
Oh ho my golly! You like girls?
So do I, we have so much in common!
Put er' there, Maggie!
She's so pretty.
Uh, lovely to meet you, uh, sir!
And this is Sir Pentious and Angel Dust, our guests!
Your Majesty!
Heya, short king.
Husk is our bartender, and Niffty is our housekeeper!
Nice to meet you.
Hello.
I clean. Hehehehe.
Ha ha ha, alright then.
Ha ha.
♪ Looks like you could use some help from the big boss of Hell himself ♪
♪ Check out Daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp ♪
♪ 'Five Stars' 'Flawless!' 'Greater than great!' ♪
♪ Oh, with a punch of a pentagram ♪
♪ I wap bap boom alakazam ♪
♪ Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb ♪
♪ But you get the family rate! ♪
♪ Thanks, Dad ♪
♪ Who needs a busboy now that you've got the chef ♪
♪ Woh-oh-oh! ♪
♪ Michelin tasting menu free a la carte ♪
♪ I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref ♪
♪ Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just a start! ♪
♪ Who's been here since day one? ♪
♪ Who's been faithful as a nun? ♪
♪ Makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun ♪
♪ Your executive producer ♪
♪ That's true! ♪
♪ I'm your guy, your day-to-day ♪
♪ Your chum, your steadfast hotelier ♪
♪ Remember when I fixed that clog today? ♪
♪ I was stuck, thank you, sir! ♪
♪ Oh you! ♪
♪ I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond ♪
♪ Aawww ♪
♪ You're like the child that I wish that I had ♪
Uh, what?
♪ I care for you just like a daughter I spawned ♪
Hold on now!
♪ It's a little funny, you could almost call me ♪
♪ Dad ♪
♪ They say when you're looking for assistance ♪
♪ It's smart to pick the path of least resistance ♪
♪ Others say that in your needy hour ♪
♪ There's no substitute for pure angelic power! ♪
♪ Who just happens to also be your blood ♪
♪ Sadly there are times a birth parent is a dud ♪
♪ They say the family you choose is better ♪
♪ What a bunch of losers! ♪
♪ Can you butt out of my song? ♪
- ♪ Your song? I started this ♪ - ♪ I'm singing it, I'll finish it! ♪
♪ Oh you tacky piece of... ♪
♪ It's me! Yes, it's me!! ♪
♪ I know you were all waiting for me ♪
♪ I'm here ♪
♪ What a gas ♪
♪ Took a while but I'm present at last! ♪
♪ It's me ♪
♪ Mimzzzyyyyyyy ♪
Who?
Didn't you just hear me?
Why is everybody gawkin'?
Is it, cuz I'm adorable?
Mimzy!
Alastooorr, sweetie, doll-face!
So good to see you.
How you been? Good? Good.
Listen, I was in the neighborhood.
I heard you were staying at this ritzy slob factory,
and I figured I'd stop by, say hi!
For old times sake.
Of course, sweetheart!
Everyone is welcome here.
Oh, how nice!
So you two know each other?
Oh, yeah. We go way back,
ran in the same circles when we were alive.
You know, this one used to frequent the club where I used to perform.
He's the only one I knew who could pound whiskey like a sailor
then keep up with me on the dance floor.
Oh, quite a talent, this gal.
Ho, ho, you should have seen her in her heyday.
Hey, watch it tall, dark and creepy.
I'm still in my prime!
Oh, oh my stars!
Is that Lucifer?
Move it!
Pleased to meetcha, Your Highness.
Alastor, you gotta warn a girl when she's in mixed company.
Charmed, I'm sure.
As much as I'd love to catch up, Charlie and I have a tour to continue.
I'm sure Charlie can handle showing me around.
Nonsense!
We started the hotel together, and we'll show it off together.
Right, Charlie?
Oh, right.
Why don't you let the others help you settle in,
and I'll be back before you know it.
So, where can a girl get a drink around here?
My, my, is that Husker?
Alastor still has you slinging hooch for him, I see.
Classic!
How ya been, fur-ball?
Good until five minutes ago.
Oh, don't tell me you're not happy to see me.
You might hurt my feelins.
Hey Niffty, whatcha' been up to, girlie?
Fighting bugs.
And uh, how's that going for you?
They're winning.
But not for long.
Uh-huh... Thanks, pussy cat!
Oh, fuck you.
So uh, you and Alastor are like what?
Friends?
Well, that's your word, not mine,
but I think it fits.
Why so surprised?
Well, just didn't know he had any of those.
He's been here a while and is still a big, creepy mystery.
What's his deal?
Well, you probably heard the stories.
He appeared in Hell suddenly,
making a splash quicker than anyone had ever seen.
At first, people wanted to dismiss him,
but soon overlords started goin' missing,
and not small ones neither.
We're talking heavy hitters.
No one knew what happened to 'em
until these strange radio broadcasts started going out.
All you could hear was screams.
Every time an overlord went missing,
there'd be a new voice screaming in the broadcast.
That's when Alastor revealed himself as the Radio Demon,
and anyone that would mess with him...
Well, let's just say
his broadcasts never lacked new voices.
That's the story most people know,
but underneath it all...
He's a total sweetie.
Put on some jazz and pour a couple fingers of rye,
and he becomes a kitten!
Stop with the looks.
He hasn't done any of that in a while.
Can I get another one of these?
Oh, what the fuck!
So, once we have the proof that redemption is possible,
this whole hotel will be full of demons wanting to check out into Heaven.
We just need a little more time to prove it.
The sharing circles haven't been working as fast as I hoped,
Ey, Boss? Can I have a word.
but I'm thinking that with a little bit more rethinking
we can really get it going.
What is it?
You and I both know Mimzy only shows up when she needs somethin'.
That bitch is trouble, and who knows what kinda demon
she fucked with to come running to you this time?
It's nothing I can't handle. Don't worry Husker.
Who in their right mind would cross me?
I mean... you've been gone a while and it's not like anybody knows why.
They don't need to know.
And don't you worry your fuzzy head about it.
You may own my soul, but I ain't your fucking pet!
Hmhm! But you are! Haha!
Big talk for someone who's also on a leash.
Aha, what did you say?
Oh, fuck! Nothing I, um--
If you ever say that again,
I will tear your soul apart
and broadcast your screams
for every other disrespectful wretch
who dares to question me.
- Understood. - Lovely.
Good talk, my good man!
Always nice to catch up.
And we've almost been able to find
all of Angel's drug stashes...
Almost.
So once that's out of the way it should be much smoother sailing.
Well, that certainly is, uh... is-is something.
So... What do you think?
- About what? - The hotel.
Oh yes, it does... it does look much better now, doesn't it?
Ya know, but I'm thinking this railing needs work,
one good push and you'd just go right over the edge.
Whoopie, bye-bye.
What? No, no, the plan, Dad!
What do you think about using the hotel to help sinners?
Ahh.
Alright, I mean, look...
I love that you want to see the best in people,
but these sinners... You know, they're just the worst.
I, I don't know how much you can realistically expect from them in Heaven.
Hohooo boy, Heaven is not exactly as carefree as you might think.
Yeah, they have rules.
Lots of rules.
And they aren't very open minded as you'd hope.
These are our people Dad, I... I have to try.
Our "people", Charlie, are awful!
They got gifted free will and look what they did with it!
Everything's terrible!
I just don't want you to put yourself on the line for people like--
Geez! What now?!
Well, like that!
Mimzy, we know you're in there you lousy bitch!
Oh, shit.
- Que carajo?! - What's going on?
I maaaaaaay be in trouble with some loan shark's
I may or may not have borrowed fifty grand from-- eep!
You better come out.
And I may have also stolen a car...
and crashed it... into the loan shark's girlfriend.
But that bitch had it coming!
My windows!
Ah! We're under seige! Ah! Take cover!
Look out! What the fuck?!
Ya see, this is exaaactly what I'm talking about Charlie.
You build something nice,
you invite people in and offer them everything
and they just bring violence and chaos to your doorstep.
It doesn't matter how well intentioned you are,
they're always going to disappoint you.
Niffty, come along!
All of you, get a safe distance.
I'll take care of this.
No, my dear, leave it to me.
It's time I remind everyone why I am here.
Oh, finally. Took ya long enough!
A reminder to all,
not to mess with the Radio Demon.
Yeah!
I will devour each and every one of you!
Mhm, ya see? What I tell ya?
Charlie, sinners are violent psychopaths,
hell bent on causing as much pain and destruction as they can.
There's really no point in trying.
Dad, stop! He's defending this hotel.
It may be a bit more sadistic than I'd hoped.
But he's doing it for me!
How come he can have faith in me, but my own father can't?
Ooh, drama.
Oh, I missed getting to let off steam.
Oh, Alastor! What a fantastic show.
Bravo, as always.
Thanks for helpin' lil' old me outta a tough spot, you're always such a pal.
Oops.
Heheheh, sorry about the mess,
but I'm sure the lil' bug can take care of it for ya.
I think you should go Mimzy. Now.
Oh pff, Alastor, you're such a kidder you!
Haha, you are so funny...
I mean it.
You deliberately brought danger to this place
just to have me clean up your mess.
I can't have that here.
But you love takin' care a' me! What?
You don't actually give a shit about this tacky place, do ya?
Come on. I know you.
You heartless son of a bitch.
You are welcome if you actually want to give redemption a shot.
But I think we both know that's not really your style.
So you need to leave.
Fine! Who needs ya?
Have fun with ya lil' princess and ya lil' hotel.
See if I care.
This is really getting good.
Dad... just... help me.
I...I can't.
Why can't you?
Charlie!
You don't understand,
Heaven never listens.
They didn't listen to me,
they won't listen to you.
You don't know that!
I do!
♪ You didn't know that when ♪
♪ I tried this all before ♪
♪ My dreams were too hard to defend ♪
♪ And in the end ♪
♪ I won't lose it all again ♪
♪ Now you're the only thing worth fighting for ♪
♪ More than anything ♪
♪ I'll shelter and adore you more than anything ♪
Dad, I don't need you to protect me from this
I just don't want you to be crushed by them like...
Like I was
Dad
♪ When I was young ♪
♪ I didn't really know you at all ♪
♪ I always felt so small ♪
♪ But I heard your stories and I was enthralled ♪
♪ The tales about your lofty dreams ♪
♪ I listened breathlessly ♪
♪ Imagining it could be me ♪
♪ So in the end ♪
♪ Its the view I had of you ♪
♪ That show me dreams can be worth fighting for ♪
♪ More than anything ♪
♪ I need to save my people ♪
♪ More than anything ♪
♪ I've been dying to find out who you are ♪
♪ I've been waiting wanting the same thing ♪
♪ Looks like the apple doesn't fall far ♪
♪ Took you a while ♪
♪ I've missed that smile ♪
♪ All that I'm hopin' ♪
♪ Now that my eyes are open ♪
♪ Is that we can start again ♪
♪ Not be pulled apart again ♪
♪ Cause in the end ♪
♪ You are part of who I am ♪
♪ I'll support your dream, whatever lies in store ♪
♪ And who could ask for more? ♪
♪ More than anything ♪
- ♪ I'm grateful you're my father ♪ - ♪ I'm grateful you're my daughter ♪
♪ More than anything ♪
Aww, that was sweet.
Okay, I can get you the meeting, but once you're in Heaven,
I won't be able to go with you.
Will you be okay?
I'll be fine.
That's my girl.
Good luck kiddo.
This next part is going to be scary.
- You ready? - I'm ready.
'Cause you'll be with me.
In spirit, right?
In Heaven.
Yay!