1 00:00:32,742 --> 00:00:38,247 {\an8}Okay. So the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year. 2 00:00:38,247 --> 00:00:41,375 {\an8}No big deal. Just a little setback. 3 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:43,085 Nothing we can't handle. 4 00:00:43,085 --> 00:00:44,795 {\an8}Just angels cutting our timetable in half. 5 00:00:44,795 --> 00:00:46,630 {\an8}But who needs a whole year to save souls? 6 00:00:46,630 --> 00:00:48,424 Am I right? And next time, 7 00:00:48,424 --> 00:00:50,176 when they cut the time in half again and again, 8 00:00:50,176 --> 00:00:51,552 we'll just handle it, right?! 9 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:53,721 Yes, we will. 10 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:57,433 {\an8}Oh, please, ya had less than half a chance when you started 11 00:00:57,433 --> 00:01:00,102 {\an8}all this salvation bullshit. 12 00:01:00,102 --> 00:01:03,439 {\an8}And now... Ain't no silver lining this time toots. 13 00:01:03,439 --> 00:01:07,735 Sure there is. We just have to look a little harder for it. 14 00:01:07,735 --> 00:01:11,655 {\an8}Well, while you're lookin, the rest of Hell is going nuts. 15 00:01:11,655 --> 00:01:14,492 People are already freaking out about the news. 16 00:01:14,492 --> 00:01:17,453 Look at what's happening in the Doomsday District. 17 00:01:17,453 --> 00:01:19,622 Err, what is a "donkey show"? 18 00:01:19,622 --> 00:01:24,668 Aah, heh, nothing. My boss, Val, is just freaked out about the news, too. 19 00:01:24,668 --> 00:01:26,629 Like I said, everyone's losing their shit. 20 00:01:26,629 --> 00:01:30,883 Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate. 21 00:01:30,883 --> 00:01:35,638 Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination? 22 00:01:35,638 --> 00:01:41,894 This is the perfect time to recruit more sinners for the hotel! 23 00:01:41,894 --> 00:01:45,439 Cute idea and all, but you really going to go out in all of this? 24 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:48,359 Well, it's not like people are just going to show up on our doorstep. 25 00:01:50,236 --> 00:01:53,280 Show yourself, Alastor! 26 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:56,283 Come and face-- 27 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:57,576 Oh, there you are... 28 00:01:57,576 --> 00:01:59,912 Face my wrath! 29 00:01:59,912 --> 00:02:01,247 Who are you? 30 00:02:01,247 --> 00:02:04,500 Who am I? Who am I? 31 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:11,507 I am the great Sir Pentious! Inventor, architect of destruction, 32 00:02:11,507 --> 00:02:14,301 villain extraordinaire! 33 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:16,804 Woo! You tell 'em, boss. 34 00:02:16,804 --> 00:02:20,349 Ooh, he's a bad boy. 35 00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:22,685 Huh, well if all that's true, you'd think I'd have heard of you. 36 00:02:22,685 --> 00:02:25,354 I attacked you literally last week. 37 00:02:25,354 --> 00:02:28,732 We've done battle, like... 20 times. 38 00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:31,610 Well, you must have been really bad at this. 39 00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:33,946 Silence! Now cower! 40 00:02:33,946 --> 00:02:38,284 For when I've slain you, the almighty Vees 41 00:02:38,284 --> 00:02:41,537 will finally acknowledge me as their equal! 42 00:02:41,537 --> 00:02:44,373 Ooh! Wait, who are the Vees? 43 00:02:44,373 --> 00:02:46,458 Oh, nobody important. 44 00:02:48,878 --> 00:02:50,880 New VoxTek designer voyeur scopes. 45 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:53,924 Peeping on the neighbors has never been more stylish. 46 00:02:53,924 --> 00:02:56,552 VoxTek. Trust us with your money. 47 00:02:56,552 --> 00:02:59,805 This week's episode of "Yeah I Fucked Your Sister So What?" 48 00:02:59,805 --> 00:03:01,765 is brought to you by VoxTek. 49 00:03:01,765 --> 00:03:03,851 Trust us with your entertainment. 50 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:06,312 VoxTek. Trust us. 51 00:03:06,312 --> 00:03:10,232 Trust us. Trust us. Trust us. Trust us. Trust us ... 52 00:03:10,232 --> 00:03:12,526 Now that's good television... 53 00:03:16,989 --> 00:03:19,909 Hello there, Velvette. How are you this hellish morning? 54 00:03:19,909 --> 00:03:22,244 Oh, cut the shit, Vox. I need you up here now! 55 00:03:22,244 --> 00:03:24,705 Whatever could be the problem my dear? 56 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:27,583 Your little boy toy is wrecking my department 57 00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:29,668 while I ' m trying to pull together a show and-- 58 00:03:29,668 --> 00:03:31,253 Fucking bitch! 59 00:03:31,253 --> 00:03:33,297 Just get your ass here. Now! 60 00:03:33,297 --> 00:03:36,383 Dammit Valentino! 61 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:39,803 Oh god, here I go. Valentino. 62 00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:41,555 Just another fuckin day with Val. 63 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:43,682 Hey, hey, hey. Fuck my life. 64 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:49,688 Mr Vox! Mr Vox! 65 00:03:49,688 --> 00:03:53,442 Mr. Vox, question for you over here. Mr Vox 66 00:03:53,442 --> 00:03:56,445 Mr. Vox. What are your thoughts on the new extermination deadline? 67 00:03:56,445 --> 00:04:01,283 My dear people, we at VoxTek Enterprises have always been 68 00:04:01,283 --> 00:04:03,869 at the forefront of innovation. 69 00:04:03,869 --> 00:04:09,458 And now with this new oncoming threat, we are shifting our focus 70 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:12,336 to your protection. 71 00:04:12,336 --> 00:04:17,466 We are pleased to announce VoxTek Angelic Security is coming soon. 72 00:04:17,466 --> 00:04:22,596 Trust us with your safety. 73 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:27,518 Sir? Uh, when did we begin working on Angelic Security? 74 00:04:27,518 --> 00:04:30,771 30 seconds ago. Try to get that bitch Carmilla on the books 75 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:32,648 and cancel all my appointments today. 76 00:04:32,648 --> 00:04:34,692 I have a fire to put out upstairs. 77 00:04:39,571 --> 00:04:43,325 Ugh. No. Unacceptable. You're fired. 78 00:04:43,325 --> 00:04:47,871 What is this? Wrist ruffles? Is it 1750? 79 00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:49,915 Burn it like the witches who wore it. 80 00:04:49,915 --> 00:04:52,334 Oh, Velvet. I can see you're busy. 81 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:54,545 Tell me where's our hot headed friend now? 82 00:04:54,545 --> 00:04:59,049 Up in his tower, waiting for a flat-faced prince to calm him down. 83 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:04,346 And uh, what's got him so out of sorts today? 84 00:05:04,346 --> 00:05:07,516 Who knows? But he tore up my best model. 85 00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:10,352 And you know, the show can't wait for that unlucky bitch 86 00:05:10,352 --> 00:05:12,021 to pull herself back together. 87 00:05:12,021 --> 00:05:14,356 Melissa, get over here. 88 00:05:14,356 --> 00:05:15,983 No. No. Hideous. 89 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:18,360 I want to die. Eww. Oh, yes. That's the one. 90 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:20,112 Well, looks like you have everything under control here. 91 00:05:20,112 --> 00:05:22,573 Of course I do. Fuck you. Now shoo! 92 00:05:22,573 --> 00:05:24,825 Take care of the piss baby. 93 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:35,794 Fuckin' finally, 94 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:38,464 Kitty, another drink. 95 00:05:38,464 --> 00:05:40,632 Can you believe what that piece of shit did? 96 00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:43,552 The ungrateful whore! 97 00:05:43,552 --> 00:05:45,387 Um which whore are we talking about this time? 98 00:05:45,387 --> 00:05:47,056 Fucking Angel Dust. 99 00:05:47,056 --> 00:05:49,475 Who the hell else would I be talking about? 100 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:53,437 That fucking slut walked out on me. Me. 101 00:05:53,437 --> 00:05:54,897 I fucking made him. 102 00:05:54,897 --> 00:05:56,732 Without me, he's just a bag of meat 103 00:05:56,732 --> 00:05:58,650 with some mildly entertaining holes. 104 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:01,612 - Angel quit? - No, he didn't fucking quit. 105 00:06:01,612 --> 00:06:04,615 It's worse. He moved! 106 00:06:04,615 --> 00:06:08,535 He thinks he can just walk in here, work, and then go home somewhere else. 107 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:10,120 Can you fucking believe that?! 108 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:11,872 He thinks he can run off 109 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,916 and shack up with Lucifer's bimbo daughter? 110 00:06:13,916 --> 00:06:16,752 Angel is living with Lucifer's daughter now? 111 00:06:16,752 --> 00:06:19,463 Yeah, that bitch. Chalkie, or Chandler, or... 112 00:06:19,463 --> 00:06:20,589 I don't know. Something mannish like that. 113 00:06:20,589 --> 00:06:22,091 She's got this hotel and-- 114 00:06:22,091 --> 00:06:24,134 And which of these makes me look sexier? 115 00:06:24,134 --> 00:06:26,095 What are you doing, Val? 116 00:06:26,095 --> 00:06:28,097 You're not going over there. 117 00:06:28,097 --> 00:06:31,600 That slippery twink is going to remember who owns him. 118 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:34,937 I'm going to fuck everyone in that rancid shithole, I swear to God. 119 00:06:34,937 --> 00:06:37,981 Val! Think about it. 120 00:06:37,981 --> 00:06:40,484 Our brand is perfection. 121 00:06:40,484 --> 00:06:42,694 And what do you think chasing whores around town 122 00:06:42,694 --> 00:06:44,196 will do for our image? 123 00:06:44,196 --> 00:06:46,657 Uh... Fuck it up? 124 00:06:46,657 --> 00:06:48,700 Right! 125 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:51,787 Do you want people thinking you can't control your employees? 126 00:06:51,787 --> 00:06:53,622 - No. - Exactly. 127 00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:56,667 And, hey, you still have him under contract. 128 00:06:56,667 --> 00:07:00,546 He isn't going anywhere. So you should...? 129 00:07:00,963 --> 00:07:02,923 Do nothing? 130 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:06,760 Great idea. Now, that's why they pay you the big bucks. 131 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:09,888 But I really wanted to shoot someone. 132 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:12,724 Well, let me call up the lowest earners this month. 133 00:07:12,724 --> 00:07:16,937 Oh, you know me too well. 134 00:07:19,565 --> 00:07:24,069 You know, Angel isn't the only one spending time at this ratty hotel 135 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:26,155 with the devil's princessa . 136 00:07:26,155 --> 00:07:28,949 Oh, who else is there? Someone who owes you money? 137 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:32,661 Someone who owes us much more than money. 138 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:34,204 The Radio Demon is there. 139 00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:38,750 What did you just say? 140 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:40,544 You heard me. 141 00:07:40,544 --> 00:07:45,048 Alastor came back and he is with Lucifer's daughter, 142 00:07:45,048 --> 00:07:49,052 and that wasn't the first fucking thing you told me?! 143 00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:52,014 Hey, killing Alastor is your kink. 144 00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:57,019 Arrgh, Oh! Please! Stop! 145 00:07:57,019 --> 00:07:59,104 Um, Alastor? I think he's had enough. 146 00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:02,149 Nah, he's got a few more hits in im! 147 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:04,026 Aahhh! 148 00:08:04,026 --> 00:08:07,863 Thanks for another forgettable experience. 149 00:08:08,572 --> 00:08:12,159 Thank... you... for letting your guard down! 150 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:14,494 Haha! Yah! Oh, shit. 151 00:08:14,953 --> 00:08:20,000 Argh! 152 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,794 Well, it looks as though I need a visit to the tailor. 153 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:24,713 Best of luck, chums. 154 00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:26,632 Wait. You're leaving? 155 00:08:26,632 --> 00:08:29,551 Alastor, we need your help. We need you to do your job. 156 00:08:29,551 --> 00:08:30,302 We need a wall. 157 00:08:30,302 --> 00:08:32,221 Of course. 158 00:08:32,221 --> 00:08:34,890 Can't let my new project fall into disrepair already. 159 00:08:34,890 --> 00:08:36,141 What would the papers say? 160 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:42,564 Hey, sweet cheeks. 161 00:08:42,564 --> 00:08:43,982 What you doing later? 162 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:47,861 I love me a man with a giant... tool. 163 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:50,072 See? Look, at how he flirts with that guy, 164 00:08:50,072 --> 00:08:52,074 and he's not even paying. 165 00:08:52,074 --> 00:08:55,244 Who is that? I'm gonna fucking kill his whole fucking family. 166 00:08:55,244 --> 00:08:56,828 Vox? Vox? 167 00:09:00,249 --> 00:09:02,251 That fucker is back! 168 00:09:02,251 --> 00:09:04,670 Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too. 169 00:09:04,670 --> 00:09:06,255 It's been seven years! 170 00:09:06,255 --> 00:09:09,007 You still pissed he almost beat you that time? 171 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:11,760 - Uh, fuck you. - Just saying. 172 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:13,887 Things have changed a lot since he left town. 173 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,180 That's for sure. 174 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:16,765 I got to send a message 175 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:19,017 of who's really in charge of things now. 176 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:23,146 ♪ Welcome home ♪ 177 00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:24,940 ♪ I'm gonna make you wish ♪ 178 00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:27,609 ♪ That you'd stayed gone. ♪ 179 00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:29,695 ♪ Say hello ♪ 180 00:09:29,695 --> 00:09:32,322 ♪ To a new status quo ♪ 181 00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:36,660 ♪ Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn ♪ 182 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:38,787 ♪ Turn the TV on ♪ 183 00:09:40,122 --> 00:09:43,625 Camera, speeds. Rolling in 3,2. 184 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:46,003 ♪ Welcome to the show ♪ 185 00:09:46,003 --> 00:09:48,880 {\an8} ♪ Top of the hour and we're discussing a certain has-been ♪ 186 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:51,133 {\an8}♪ who has been spotted cavorting around town after a seven year absence. ♪ 187 00:09:51,133 --> 00:09:53,802 {\an8}♪ Did anybody miss him? Did anybody notice? More on tonight's program. ♪ 188 00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:55,804 ♪ So the Radio Demon is back in town. ♪ 189 00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:58,098 ♪ Why is he hanging around? What does that mean for your family? ♪ 190 00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:00,726 ♪ Well handily, I've got good news. He's a loser, a fossil ♪ 191 00:10:00,726 --> 00:10:03,186 ♪ And I don't mean to sound hostile but the demon is a coward ♪ 192 00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:05,731 ♪ You can take that as gospel. Pulling my viewers? Impossible ♪ 193 00:10:05,731 --> 00:10:06,898 ♪ Im visual, he's barely audible ♪ 194 00:10:06,898 --> 00:10:07,941 ♪ Stop giving him the time of day ♪ 195 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,818 ♪ Don't listen to a word he'd say 196 00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:11,111 ♪ Hope he had a nice vacay ♪ 197 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,362 ♪ But he should have stayed away ♪ 198 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:15,282 ♪ While he hid in radio ♪ 199 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:17,826 ♪ We pivoted to video ♪ 200 00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:19,911 ♪ And now his medium ♪ 201 00:10:19,911 --> 00:10:22,080 ♪ is getting bloody rare ♪ 202 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:25,083 ♪ Hell's been better since he split ♪ 203 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:26,668 ♪ Where's he been? Who gives a shit? ♪ 204 00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:28,795 ♪ Salutations ♪ 205 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:31,340 ♪ Good to be back on the air ♪ 206 00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:34,092 ♪ Yes I know It's been a while since someone with style ♪ 207 00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:36,762 ♪ Treated hell to a broadcast Sinners rejoice ♪ 208 00:10:36,762 --> 00:10:37,929 What a dated voice! 209 00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:41,016 - Instead of a clout chasing video podcast - Come on! 210 00:10:41,016 --> 00:10:42,893 ♪ Is Vox insecure pursuing allure? ♪ 211 00:10:42,893 --> 00:10:44,436 ♪ Flitting between this fad and that ♪ 212 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:45,896 - ♪ Is nothing working? ♪ - ♪ Ignore his chirping ♪ 213 00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:47,064 ♪ Every day he's got a new format ♪ 214 00:10:47,064 --> 00:10:49,274 ♪ You're looking at the future ♪ 215 00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:50,567 ♪ He's the shit that comes before that ♪ 216 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:53,028 ♪ Is Vox as strong as he purports ♪ 217 00:10:53,028 --> 00:10:55,864 ♪ Or is it based on his support? ♪ 218 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:59,034 ♪ He'd be powerless without the other Vees ♪ 219 00:10:59,034 --> 00:11:00,202 Oh please. 220 00:11:00,202 --> 00:11:01,370 ♪ And here's the sugar ♪ 221 00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:02,996 ♪ on the cream ♪ 222 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,581 - ♪ He asked me to join his team ♪ - Hold on! 223 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:08,377 ♪ I said no and now he's pissy, that's the tea ♪ 224 00:11:08,377 --> 00:11:09,961 ♪ You old timey prick ♪ 225 00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:12,089 ♪ I'll show you suffering ♪ 226 00:11:12,089 --> 00:11:13,715 ♪ Uh oh, the TV is buffering ♪ 227 00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:17,052 ♪ I'll destroy yoo-o-u-u you little-- ♪ 228 00:11:17,052 --> 00:11:20,097 I'm afraid you've lost your signal. 229 00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:29,481 ♪ Lets begin ♪ 230 00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:35,904 ♪ I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone ♪ 231 00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:38,490 ♪ Tune on in ♪ 232 00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:42,369 ♪ When I'm done ♪ 233 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:47,290 ♪ Your status quo Will know its race is run ♪ 234 00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:51,336 ♪ Oh this will be fun ♪ 235 00:11:55,424 --> 00:11:57,968 Fuck! 236 00:11:57,968 --> 00:12:00,345 We have a problem. 237 00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:03,890 Alastor is getting close to Little Princess Morning Star. 238 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:07,436 So our main concern now is ensuring that no deal is ever struck 239 00:12:07,436 --> 00:12:10,981 between Lucifer's brat and that smiling freak. 240 00:12:10,981 --> 00:12:14,109 Well, how exactly are we supposed to stop it? 241 00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:15,861 Put something inside them. 242 00:12:15,861 --> 00:12:17,946 That's how I get the bitches to behave. 243 00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:22,909 Well maybe someone on the inside isn't such a bad idea. 244 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:24,369 Do you think Angel would? 245 00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:27,164 That lanky prick won't even return my calls. 246 00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:32,252 We need someone who Little Miss Bleeding Heart would take in. 247 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:36,882 Someone pathetic, desperate, with no direct ties to us. 248 00:12:36,882 --> 00:12:40,385 I employ every down on their luck loser this side of hell. 249 00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:41,970 Who the fuck is left? 250 00:12:43,889 --> 00:12:47,476 I think I have just the one. 251 00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:50,937 Hmmph! 252 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:53,356 So how'd it go? 253 00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:56,234 Not a single new recruit. 254 00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:59,029 Yeah. Well, who would want to use their last days 255 00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:01,406 not fucking and fighting? 256 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,536 Why, hello, my dear-- 257 00:13:08,163 --> 00:13:09,331 Wait wait wait! 258 00:13:09,331 --> 00:13:12,083 I come in peace. 259 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,460 What are you doing here? 260 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,003 Vaggie what's the problem? 261 00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,838 Oh, hello again. 262 00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:19,341 I didn't come looking for a fight. I uhh... 263 00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:22,177 I heard that you're helping people. 264 00:13:22,177 --> 00:13:25,013 People who want to be better? 265 00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:27,015 You heard right. 266 00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:31,895 Welcome to our home of healing. Our resort of restoration. Our-- 267 00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:33,313 Are you fucking nuts? 268 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,148 This chump was trying to kill us, like, 269 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,067 literally 6 hours ago. 270 00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:40,529 And now you want to bring him in here to live with us? 271 00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:42,113 Absolutely! 272 00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:43,907 This place is about second chances. 273 00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:46,076 And who deserves one more than this... 274 00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:51,873 slithery... slippery... special little man. 275 00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:53,333 Aren't you're supposed to protect this place? 276 00:13:55,627 --> 00:14:00,173 I... guess he's not much of a threat without the war machine 277 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,509 or even with the war machine. 278 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,886 Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you! 279 00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:08,306 Sir Pentious! Welcome to the Hazbin hotel! 280 00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:13,228 Oh, no darling, thank you. You won't regret this. 281 00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:16,106 Eh, I give you a week tops. 282 00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:21,570 So... this is the bar and the bartender. 283 00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:23,530 This is the curtain, 284 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:26,449 and this is the new wall after you broke the last one, heh, 285 00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:28,159 and, oh, this, this is-- 286 00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:30,161 Babe, you don't have to show him every detail. 287 00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:34,916 Sorry, I'm just so excited to have our first real guest! 288 00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:37,085 Uh, what the hell am I then? 289 00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:40,422 Well, you're an important part of our family here, Angel. 290 00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:43,174 But you, um, uh... 291 00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:45,927 Constantly make us look bad, sexually harass the staff, 292 00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:48,305 and have literally never once tried to improve? 293 00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:53,476 What she means is, it's just nice to have someone interested for once. 294 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,565 Over here we have our maid Niffty. 295 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:01,276 The bad boy is back. 296 00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:03,069 Never leave me again. 297 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,322 We're about eighty percent sure she's harmless. 298 00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:07,073 And over here we have-- 299 00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:10,952 Oh, uh, Alastor, our gracious Facility Manager! 300 00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:15,290 You've met our newest guest, Sir Pentious... Heh heh. 301 00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:18,460 Ah, yes. You're the one who ruined my coat. 302 00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:21,713 I definitely remember you now. 303 00:15:23,632 --> 00:15:26,635 Well, I guess this is a great time for your first lesson: 304 00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:30,096 "How to apologize". 305 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,474 The first step to becoming a better person is to admit when you are wrong, 306 00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:35,018 Why don't you give it a try? 307 00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:43,068 Yes, um... Mr, um, Radio Demon, sir, please forgive me for attacking you 308 00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:47,238 and ruining your very lovely coat... Um, here... 309 00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:52,661 Oh-ho, not many people have been able to take even this much off me. 310 00:15:52,661 --> 00:15:54,621 It must have meant quite a lot to you. 311 00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:02,629 Now! With a new resident, 312 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:05,298 I think it's important we all get to know each other, 313 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,717 so we are going to play a little game. 314 00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:09,552 Everyone, follow me. 315 00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:12,013 My name is Charlie. 316 00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:14,182 I like to sing. 317 00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:17,060 And when we get to know each other, it's the greatest thing. 318 00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:20,689 My name's Sir Pentious. 319 00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:22,399 I like to build. 320 00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:24,359 And despite my stupid Egg Bois, 321 00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:26,444 I think I'm very skilled. 322 00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:29,531 This is stupid. 323 00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:32,575 ♪ This is not stupid it 's just the game ♪ 324 00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:37,414 ♪ Sir Pentious did it well so now please try to do the same ♪ 325 00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:39,290 I am too sober for this. 326 00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:41,376 Well, get used to it and learn how to play. 327 00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:43,712 ♪ This is going to be your whole day ♪ 328 00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:49,300 "Oh I'm a bad man on the streets 329 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,594 who never got enough hugs." 330 00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:55,724 "Now, where's an innocent kid I can sell crack to?" 331 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,727 Wow. Who wrote this? 332 00:16:58,727 --> 00:17:00,812 It's great, right? Keep going. 333 00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:05,191 -"Hey you." - Who, me? 334 00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:09,738 "Yeah, you look like a kid who could use some devil's dandruff." 335 00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:11,614 Oh, for fuck's sake. 336 00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:15,702 Not me. I have to go home and study. 337 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:19,998 "Come on kid, it'll make you cool like me... 338 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,417 The crack head!" 339 00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:27,255 The only cool thing here is to say no to drugs. 340 00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:29,424 Now, if you'll excuse me, 341 00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:34,429 I'm off to not have sexual intercourse before marriage! 342 00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:39,476 Yes! Oh, bravo, bravo! 343 00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:41,227 Wow, Pentious, 344 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:43,605 at this rate you'll be redeemed in no time. 345 00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:47,442 I... I'm going to bed. 346 00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:51,404 I am so proud of you, Sir Pentious. 347 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,448 - That was amazing. - Thank you. 348 00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:54,574 - That was beautiful work today! - Thank you. 349 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:58,077 You like me. You really like me! 350 00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:08,296 Angel, Baby, come home. 351 00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:13,343 It's not the same without you here. I miss you, come back 352 00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:15,804 Angel you bitch, If you don't come home, 353 00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:18,640 You will be fucking greasy truckers for the next year-- 354 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:21,518 Hey, amorcito, I didn't mean to yell, 355 00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:23,311 but you know how crazy you make me f-- 356 00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:25,313 You fuckin' slut! 357 00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:26,815 Hey, Angie, about earlier-- 358 00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:28,650 Kill your whole fucking fam-- 359 00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:30,527 Work ' s really stressful-- 360 00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:32,487 Little cocksucking piece of shit-- 361 00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:34,656 You actually think you can change? 362 00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:38,201 Addict trash like you doesn't change. 363 00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:42,372 I'll see you soon, baby. 364 00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:46,501 Sorry. Not now, Fat Nuggets. 365 00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:55,468 Aah! 366 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:56,636 Huh? 367 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:04,310 You slippery little shit! 368 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,730 You're working for the Vees? 369 00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:11,234 I fucking knew there was something shitty about you. 370 00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:14,279 I don't know what you're talking about... 371 00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:15,446 whorebug! 372 00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:24,664 Get your aggressively average body, 373 00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:26,499 off of me! 374 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:27,208 Fuck! 375 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,216 What's going on? 376 00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:37,886 This little bitch is a traitor! 377 00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:46,477 Preposterous, I would never betray you. You... are my best friends! 378 00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:49,355 Uh-uh, Then explain this. 379 00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:54,736 Ah! Ah! Abort! Abort! 380 00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:58,448 S.O.S. Agent Pentious in need of immediate evacuation!! 381 00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:01,743 Pentious? ... Wait ... You were caught?! 382 00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:03,953 It hasn't even been a day! 383 00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:06,706 Please, you've got to get me out of here! 384 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:11,002 I can't believe we thought you could handle even something this simple. 385 00:20:11,002 --> 00:20:13,796 Do us a favor, if they don't kill you, 386 00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:18,676 go ahead and do it yourself, you miserable failure. 387 00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:20,553 I... I... 388 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,891 Just make it quick, I guess. 389 00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:26,893 Not that I deserve it. 390 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,478 Gladly. 391 00:20:28,478 --> 00:20:31,272 Wait... Pentious? 392 00:20:34,525 --> 00:20:37,278 ♪ It starts with sorry ♪ 393 00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:40,865 ♪ That's your foot In the door ♪ 394 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:44,243 ♪ One simple sorry ♪ 395 00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:47,830 ♪ Spoken straight from your core ♪ 396 00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:51,751 ♪ The path to forgiveness ♪ 397 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:54,462 ♪ Is a twisting trail of hearts ♪ 398 00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:59,842 ♪ But sorry is where it starts ♪ 399 00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:06,891 ♪ Who could forgive a dirtbag like me ♪ 400 00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:12,939 ♪ I don't deserve your amnesty ♪ 401 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:15,775 ♪ Can ' t we just kill him ♪ 402 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:19,737 ♪ Shoot him and spill his blood ♪ 403 00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:22,323 ♪ That's an option you could choose ♪ 404 00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:24,450 ♪ Works for us ♪ 405 00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:28,663 ♪ But who hasn't Been in his shoes ♪ 406 00:21:28,663 --> 00:21:31,708 ♪ It starts with sorry ♪ 407 00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:33,042 ♪ Sorry ♪ 408 00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:35,044 ♪ Dig down deeper and say ♪ 409 00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:37,088 ♪ One sincere sorry ♪ 410 00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:39,424 ♪ I'm so sorry ♪ 411 00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:41,759 ♪ And your journey's underway ♪ 412 00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:44,554 ♪ It'll take time to cover ♪ 413 00:21:44,554 --> 00:21:48,016 ♪ Your vast multitude of sins ♪ ♪ My vast multitude of sins ♪ 414 00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:53,021 ♪ But sorry is where it begins ♪ 415 00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:57,859 ♪ It starts with sorry ♪ 416 00:21:57,859 --> 00:21:59,777 I hated that song! 417 00:21:59,777 --> 00:22:03,614 Why are you so lame? Not a bad boy. 418 00:22:03,614 --> 00:22:08,327 Good first day. Let's get some rest. 419 00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:16,002 What?! 420 00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:20,048 You'll have to try harder than that next time, ol' pal. 421 00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:21,507 Aaaarrggghhhhh!!