1 00:00:01,700 --> 00:00:02,900 CREAK 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Run. 3 00:00:06,100 --> 00:00:09,900 - I'm The Doctor, by the way. What's your name? - Rose. - Nice to meet you. 4 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,200 Run for your life. 5 00:00:17,300 --> 00:00:22,300 It'll follow us! The hordes of Genghis Khan couldn't get through that door. Believe me, they tried. 6 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:24,600 Are you alien? Yes. 7 00:00:27,900 --> 00:00:31,700 You could come with me. Is it always this dangerous? Yeah. 8 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:40,100 Right, Rose Tyler, you tell me - 9 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:44,000 where do you wanna go? Backwards or forwards in time? Your choice. 10 00:00:44,100 --> 00:00:46,300 What's it gonna be? 11 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:47,600 Forwards. 12 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:54,900 How far? ...One hundred years. 13 00:00:58,900 --> 00:01:01,700 TARDIS REVS AND GROANS 14 00:01:04,700 --> 00:01:08,900 Step outside those doors - it's the 22nd century. You're kidding. 15 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:12,300 That's a bit boring, though. D'you wanna go further? Fine by me. 16 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:22,200 Ten thousand years in the future. 17 00:01:22,300 --> 00:01:26,500 Step outside - it's the year 12005. The new Roman Empire. 18 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:30,600 You think you're so impressive. I am so impressive. You wish! 19 00:01:30,700 --> 00:01:34,500 Right, then. You asked for it. I know exactly where to go. 20 00:01:36,700 --> 00:01:38,800 Hold on! 21 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:41,800 TARDIS GROANS AND ROARS 22 00:01:50,100 --> 00:01:51,600 PING! 23 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,700 Where are we? 24 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:56,800 FAINT CREAKS 25 00:01:58,100 --> 00:02:00,200 What's out there? 26 00:02:28,700 --> 00:02:32,600 You lot... you spend all your time thinking about dying. 27 00:02:32,700 --> 00:02:38,500 Like you're gonna get killed by eggs or beef or global warming or asteroids. 28 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:43,500 But you never take time to imagine the impossible, that maybe you survive. 29 00:02:45,100 --> 00:02:49,200 This is the year 5.5/Apple/26. 30 00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:51,600 Five billion years in your future. 31 00:02:51,700 --> 00:02:53,800 And this is the day... 32 00:02:53,900 --> 00:02:55,800 Hold on... 33 00:03:02,100 --> 00:03:04,500 This is the day the sun expands. 34 00:03:06,100 --> 00:03:08,600 Welcome to the end of the world. 35 00:03:57,900 --> 00:04:00,300 Shuttles five and six now docking. 36 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:02,300 Guests are reminded 37 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:06,800 that Platform One forbids the use of weapons, teleportation and religion. 38 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:11,600 Earth-death is scheduled for 15:39, 39 00:04:11,700 --> 00:04:15,200 followed by drinks in the Manchester Suite. 40 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:17,800 So when it says "guests", does that mean people? 41 00:04:17,900 --> 00:04:21,100 Depends what you mean by people. I mean people. What do you mean? 42 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:25,800 Aliens. What are they doing on board this space-ship? What's it all for? 43 00:04:25,900 --> 00:04:28,900 It's not really a spaceship, more like an observation deck. 44 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:33,000 The great and the good are gathering to watch the planet burn. What for? 45 00:04:33,100 --> 00:04:34,400 Fun. 46 00:04:36,900 --> 00:04:40,600 Mind you, when I say "the great and the good" what I mean is the rich. 47 00:04:40,700 --> 00:04:45,200 But, hold on, they did this once on Newsround Extra, the sun expanding, 48 00:04:45,300 --> 00:04:47,100 it takes hundreds of years. Millions. 49 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:51,400 But the planet's now the property of the National Trust. They've been keeping it preserved. 50 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:55,300 See down there? Gravity satellites holding back the sun. 51 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:59,300 The planet looks the same as ever. I thought the continents shifted and things. 52 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:06,100 They did. The Trust moved 'em back. That's a Classic Earth. Now the money's run out, nature takes over. 53 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:07,700 How long's it got? 54 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:11,000 About half an hour. Then the planet gets roasted. 55 00:05:11,100 --> 00:05:13,100 Is that why we're here? 56 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:15,100 I mean, is that what you do? 57 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:17,300 Jump in at the last minute and save the Earth? 58 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,900 I'm not saving it. Time's up. 59 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:25,000 But what about the people? It's empty. They've all gone. All left. 60 00:05:27,900 --> 00:05:30,200 Just me, then. Who the hell are you? 61 00:05:30,300 --> 00:05:33,500 Oh, that's nice. Thanks(!) But how did you get in? 62 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:38,600 This is a maximum hospitality zone, the guests have disembarked. They're on their way! Any second now... 63 00:05:38,700 --> 00:05:44,700 No, that's me, I'm a guest. Look, I've got an invitation. Look. Y'see? It's fine. "The Doctor plus one". 64 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:50,600 I'm the Doctor, this is Rose Tyler, she's my plus one. That all right? Well, obviously. 65 00:05:50,700 --> 00:05:52,700 Apologies, et cetera. 66 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:56,000 If you're on board, we'd better start. 67 00:05:56,100 --> 00:05:57,300 Enjoy. 68 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:02,800 The paper's slightly psychic. It shows whatever I want them to see. 69 00:06:02,900 --> 00:06:07,800 Saves a lot of time. He's blue. Yeah... OK. 70 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:14,900 We have in attendance the Doctor and Rose Tyler. Thank you. All staff to their positions! 71 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:19,600 Hurry now! Thank you! Quick as we can, come along, come along! 72 00:06:19,700 --> 00:06:26,100 And now, might I introduce the next honoured guest? Representing the Forest of Cheam 73 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:27,900 we have trees, 74 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,600 namely Jabe, Lute and Coffa. 75 00:06:30,700 --> 00:06:37,300 There will be an exchange of gifts representing peace. If you could keep the room circulating, thank you... 76 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:43,700 Next, from the solicitors Jolco & Jolco, we have the Moxx of Balhoon. 77 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:46,700 And next, from Financial Family Seven, 78 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:49,900 we have the Adherents of the Repeated Meme. 79 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:55,500 The inventors of hyposlip travel systems, the brothers Hop Pyleen! 80 00:06:55,600 --> 00:07:01,800 ..Cal "Spark" Plug... Mrs and Mrs Pacoon... The ambassadors from the City-State of Binding Light... 81 00:07:01,900 --> 00:07:07,500 A gift of peace. I bring you a cutting of my grandfather. 82 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:11,400 Thank you, yes... Gifts, um... 83 00:07:11,500 --> 00:07:14,100 Ahem! I give you in return... 84 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:15,800 air from my lungs. 85 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:21,500 How... intimate. 86 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:25,500 There's more where that came from. I bet there is. 87 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:30,700 ..Our friend from the Silver Devastation, the sponsor of the main event, please welcome... 88 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:33,700 ..the Face of Boe. 89 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:38,200 The Moxx of Balhoon. 90 00:07:38,300 --> 00:07:41,600 My felicitations upon this historical happenstance. 91 00:07:41,700 --> 00:07:43,600 I bring the gift of bodily salivas. 92 00:07:43,700 --> 00:07:46,600 HAWKS AND SPITS Thank you very much. 93 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:53,800 Ah, the Adherents of the Repeated Meme! I bring you air from my lungs. 94 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:59,400 A gift of peace. In all good faith. 95 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:03,500 ..And last but not least, our very special guest. 96 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:08,400 Ladies and gentlemen and trees and multiforms, 97 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:12,400 consider the Earth, below. In memory of this dying world, 98 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:14,200 we call forth... 99 00:08:14,300 --> 00:08:17,500 the Last Human. 100 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:22,000 The Lady Cassandra O'Brien Dot Delta Seventeen. 101 00:08:22,100 --> 00:08:26,400 Oh, now don't stare! I know, I know - it's shocking, isn't it? 102 00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:33,700 I've had my chin completely taken away, and look at the difference, look how thin I am! 103 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:36,400 Thin and dainty! 104 00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:38,700 I don't look a day over 2, 000. 105 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:41,600 (Moisturise me, moisturise me!) 106 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:50,900 Truly, I am the Last Human. My father was a Texan, my mother was from the Arctic Desert. 107 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:58,000 They were born on the Earth, and they were the last to be buried in its soil. 108 00:08:58,100 --> 00:09:01,600 I have come to honour them... 109 00:09:01,700 --> 00:09:04,400 HER VOICE BREAKS ..and say goodbye. 110 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:08,000 Oh, no tears, no tears... 111 00:09:08,100 --> 00:09:09,600 I'm sorry. 112 00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:13,600 But behold! 113 00:09:13,700 --> 00:09:15,500 I bring gifts! 114 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:20,700 >From Earth itself, the last remaining ostrich egg. 115 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:27,100 Legend says it had a wing-span of 50 feet and blew fire from its nostrils. 116 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:29,200 Or was that my THIRD husband? 117 00:09:29,300 --> 00:09:34,600 Oh, no, oh, don't laugh, I'll get laughter-lines. No, stop! 118 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:38,600 SHE GIGGLES Mercy! 119 00:09:38,700 --> 00:09:42,400 And here! Another rarity. 120 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:46,800 According to the archives, this was called an iPod, 121 00:09:46,900 --> 00:09:50,800 it stores classical music from humanity's greatest composers. 122 00:09:50,900 --> 00:09:52,400 Play on! 123 00:09:57,300 --> 00:10:00,700 INTRO TO "Tainted Love" by Soft Cell 124 00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:04,800 The refreshments will now be served. 125 00:10:04,900 --> 00:10:07,100 Earth-death in 30 minutes. 126 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:12,600 MARC ALMOND: # Sometimes I feel I've got to Run away 127 00:10:12,700 --> 00:10:15,600 # I've got to Get away... # 128 00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:18,700 POLITE CHAT 129 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:27,100 #... The love we share Seems to go nowhere 130 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:29,800 # And I've lost my light 131 00:10:29,900 --> 00:10:33,600 # For I toss and turn I can't sleep at night... # 132 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:35,600 Doctor. 133 00:10:35,700 --> 00:10:37,200 Thank you. 134 00:10:39,700 --> 00:10:42,400 A gift of peace. In all good faith. 135 00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:45,600 Er, no, you're very kind, but I'm just the steward. 136 00:10:45,700 --> 00:10:48,200 A gift of PEACE. In all good FAITH. 137 00:10:48,300 --> 00:10:51,100 Oh... yes. Thank you. 138 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:52,400 Of course. 139 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:54,100 Identify species. 140 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:59,200 Please identify species. IT WHISTLES 141 00:10:59,300 --> 00:11:03,200 Now stop it! Identify his race. Where's he from? 142 00:11:03,300 --> 00:11:05,800 IT WHISTLES AND TRILLS 143 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,900 It's impossible. 144 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:38,800 Sorry, am I allowed to be in 'ere? 145 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:43,300 ..You have to give us permission to talk. 146 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:45,800 Um... 147 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:49,500 Y-You have permission. 148 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:51,900 Thank you. 149 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:56,300 And, no, you're not in the way. Guests are allowed anywhere. Oh. 150 00:11:58,700 --> 00:12:00,700 BUTTONS BLEEP 151 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:02,400 What's your name? 152 00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:04,400 Raffalo. 153 00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:06,000 Raffalo? 154 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:07,700 Yes, miss. 155 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:11,800 I... I won't be long I've just got to carry out some maintenance. 156 00:12:11,900 --> 00:12:15,700 There's a tiny little glitch in the Face of Boe's suite. 157 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:22,600 There must be something blocking the system. He's getting no hot water. So... you're a plumber? 158 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,700 That's right miss. 159 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:27,000 They still have plumbers? 160 00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:29,500 I hope so, else I'm out of a job! 161 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:33,400 Where are you from? Crespallion. 162 00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:37,300 That's a planet, is it? 163 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:43,900 No, Crespallion's part of the Jaggit Brocade affiliated to the Scarlet Junction. Convex 56. 164 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:50,000 And where are you from, miss? If you don't mind my asking? No, not at all... 165 00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:52,200 Um, I dunno 166 00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:54,700 A long way away. 167 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:59,100 I just sort of hitched a lift with this man... 168 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:03,800 I didn't even think about it. Don't even know who he is. 169 00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:08,400 He's a complete stranger. 170 00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:13,600 Anyway, um, don't let me keep you. Good luck with it! 171 00:13:13,700 --> 00:13:16,100 Thank you, miss. And, er... 172 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:20,000 thank you for the permission. Not many people are that considerate. 173 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:22,900 OK... See you later. 174 00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:32,000 Now, then. 175 00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:35,000 Control, I'm at junction 19. I think the problem's coming from in here. 176 00:13:35,100 --> 00:13:37,200 I'll go inside and have a look. 177 00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:41,600 IRREGULAR CLICKS What's that? Is there something in there? 178 00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:44,600 Ooh, who are you, then? 179 00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:45,600 Hold on! 180 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:52,100 If you're an upgrade, I just need to register you, that's all. Oh, come back. 181 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,600 Ah, there you are. 182 00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:58,300 Now, I just need to register your ident. 183 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:03,400 Aw, there's two of ya! Got yourself a little mate? 184 00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:05,500 MORE AND MORE CLICKS 185 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:10,100 I think I'd better report this to control. How many of you ARE there? 186 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,900 What are you? 187 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,400 Oh, no! 188 00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:17,400 NO! NO-O-O! 189 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:30,200 MUTED BLEEPS What's that? 190 00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:33,200 MORE BLEEPS Well, how should I know? 191 00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:39,000 PING! Would the owner of the blue box in Private Gallery 15 192 00:14:39,100 --> 00:14:42,800 please report to the steward's office immediately. 193 00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:48,400 Guests are reminded that the use of teleportation devices is strictly forbidden 194 00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:52,700 under peace treaty 5.4/cup/16. Thank you. 195 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:57,000 'Earth-death in 25 minutes. 196 00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:59,200 'Earthdeath in 25 minutes.' 197 00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:00,800 Oh, thanks. 198 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,800 Hello! 199 00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:10,400 My name's Rose. 200 00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:13,200 That's a... sort of plant. 201 00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:14,900 We might be related. 202 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,700 I'm talking to a twig. 203 00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:34,800 Oi now, careful with that, park it properly. No scratches. 204 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,600 ALIEN LANGUAGE 205 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:58,200 Rose, are you in there? 206 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,500 Aye-aye! 207 00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:05,800 What d'you think, then? Great, yeah. 208 00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:11,200 Fine. Once you get past the slightly psychic paper. 209 00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:14,900 They're just so alien! 210 00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:19,200 The aliens are so alien. 211 00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:23,700 You look at 'em... and they're alien. 212 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:26,300 Good thing I didn't take you to the deep South(!) 213 00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:30,100 Where are you from? 214 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:32,400 All over the place. 215 00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:37,900 They all speak English. No, you just hear English. It's a gift of the Tardis. Telepathic field, 216 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:41,200 gets inside your brain, translates. It's inside MY brain? 217 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:45,300 Well, in a good way. Your machine gets inside my head? 218 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:50,500 It gets inside and it changes my mind, and you didn't even ask? I didn't think about it like that. 219 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:54,800 No, you were too busy thinking up cheap shots about the deep South! 220 00:16:54,900 --> 00:17:01,200 Who are YOU, then, Doctor? What're you called? What sort of alien are you? I'm just the Doctor. 221 00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:06,100 >From what planet? It's not as if you'd know it where it is(!) Where are you from? What's it matter? 222 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:11,000 Tell me who you are! THIS is who I am, right here, right now, all right? All that counts 223 00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:15,700 is here and now. And this is me. Yes, and I'm here too, cos you brought me here. So just tell me! 224 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:27,400 'Earth-death in 20 minutes, 225 00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:32,200 'Earth-death in 20 minutes.' 226 00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:42,300 All right. 227 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:47,700 As my mate Shireen says, don't argue with the designated driver. 228 00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:52,300 Can't exactly call for a taxi. 229 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:55,200 No signal. 230 00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:58,000 We're out of range. Just a bit. 231 00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:05,600 Tell you what. With a little bit of jiggery-pokery... Is that a technical term, jiggery-pokery(?) 232 00:18:05,700 --> 00:18:08,400 Yes, I came first in jiggery-pokery. What about you? 233 00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,900 No, failed hullabaloo. Aw. 234 00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:14,800 There you go. 235 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,800 PHONE RINGS AT OTHER END 236 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:31,400 Hello? Mum? Oh, what is it? What's wrong, what have I done now? 237 00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:35,500 Ooh, this red top's falling to bits! You should get your money back. 238 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:40,700 Go on, there must be something. You never phone in the middle of the day... What's so funny? 239 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:44,600 Nothing. You all right, though? Yeah, why wouldn't I be? 240 00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:48,900 What day is it? Wednesday all day. You got a hangover? 241 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:55,300 Ooh, I tell you what, put a quid in that lottery syndicate. I'll pay you back later. Yeah, um, I... 242 00:18:55,400 --> 00:19:02,300 I was just calling cos... I might be late home. Is there something wrong? No, I'm fine. 243 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:05,000 Top of the world! 244 00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:11,300 Think THAT'S amazing, you wanna see the bill. 245 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,000 That was five billion years ago. 246 00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:16,700 So... 247 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,200 She's dead now. 248 00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:23,400 Five billion years later, my mum's dead. 249 00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:25,400 Bundle of laughs, you are. 250 00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,400 BIG RUMBLE 251 00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:32,200 That's not supposed to happen. 252 00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:35,700 Well, what was it? I'm just getting green lights at this end. 253 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:42,400 Honoured guests may be reassured that gravity pockets may cause slight turbulence. Thanking you... 254 00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:45,200 The whole place shook! I felt it! 255 00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:51,000 I've hosted all sorts of events on platforms 1, 3, 6 and 15 and never felt the slightest tremor. 256 00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:53,800 I warn you, if this lot decide to sue...! 257 00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:55,900 I'm gonna scan the infrastructure. 258 00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:02,700 CLICKS AND SQUEAKS What's that? 259 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:07,600 Control, I don't want to worry you but I'm picking up readings... 260 00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:12,400 I have no idea! They're small. The scan says they're metal... 261 00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:14,700 I don't know what they look like! 262 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:21,400 Although I imagine they might look rather like that. 263 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:27,200 You're not on the guest list. 264 00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:30,000 How did you get on board? 265 00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:35,200 No! 'Sunfilter deactivated.' 266 00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:36,600 No! 267 00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:38,800 'Sunfilter descending.' No! 268 00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:40,000 Sunfilter up! 269 00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:41,900 No, no, no! 270 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,800 Control! Respond! 'Sunfilter descending.' 271 00:20:44,900 --> 00:20:46,400 SUNFILTER UP! 272 00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:49,600 'Sunfilter descending... ' HE SCREAMS 273 00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:12,000 Indubitably, this is the Bad-Boo scenario. I find the inherent laxity of the unknown multiverse... 274 00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:18,000 That wasn't a gravity pocket, I know gravity pockets, and they don't feel like that... What d'you think, Jabe? 275 00:21:18,100 --> 00:21:21,900 Listen to the engines. They've pitched up about 30 hertz. Is that dodgy or what?! 276 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:28,200 It's the sound of metal - it doesn't make any sense to me. Where's the engine room? I don't know. 277 00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:34,200 But the maintenance duct is just behind our guest suite. I could show you. And... your wife. 278 00:21:34,300 --> 00:21:36,000 Oh, she's not my wife. 279 00:21:36,100 --> 00:21:38,400 Partner? No. Concubine? 280 00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:39,900 Nope. 281 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:45,000 Prostitute? Whatever I am, it must be invisible(!) D'you mind?! 282 00:21:45,100 --> 00:21:51,500 Tell you what, you two go... pollinate. I'll catch up with family. Quick word with Michael Jackson. 283 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,400 Don't start a fight. 284 00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:55,900 I'm all yours. 285 00:21:57,700 --> 00:21:59,600 And I want you home by midnight. 286 00:21:59,700 --> 00:22:04,400 'Earth-death in 15 minutes. Earth-death in 15 minutes.' 287 00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:19,000 Who's in charge of Platform One? Has it got a captain or what? 288 00:22:19,100 --> 00:22:25,100 There's just the steward and staff. All the rest is controlled by the metalmind. You mean the computer? 289 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:27,700 Well, who controls that? The Corporation. 290 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:31,900 They move Platform One from one artistic event to another. 291 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:37,900 There's no-one from the corporation on board? They're not needed. This facility is purely automatic. 292 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,800 It's the height of the Alpha Class. 293 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:42,100 Nothing can go wrong. Unsinkable(?) 294 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:45,700 If you like. The nautical metaphor is appropriate. 295 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:49,200 You're telling me! I was on board another ship they called unsinkable. 296 00:22:49,300 --> 00:22:52,300 I ended up clinging to an iceberg. Wasn't half cold. 297 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:57,400 So what you're saying is if we get in trouble, there's no-one to help us out. 298 00:22:57,500 --> 00:23:00,200 I'm afraid not. Fantastic! 299 00:23:00,300 --> 00:23:01,900 I don't understand. 300 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,800 In what way is that fantastic? 301 00:23:09,700 --> 00:23:13,900 Soon the sun will blossom into a red giant 302 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,500 And my home will die. 303 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:19,100 That's where I used to live, when I was a little boy. Down there. 304 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:26,400 Mummy and Daddy had a house built into the side of the Los Angeles Crevasse. Ah, I'd have such fun. 305 00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:30,200 What happened to everyone else? The human race, where did it go? 306 00:23:30,300 --> 00:23:34,400 They say mankind has touched every star in the sky. 307 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:36,500 So you're not the last human. 308 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:40,100 I am the Last Pure Human. 309 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:43,100 The others... mingled. 310 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:48,200 Oh, they call themselves New Humans and Protohumans and Digihumans - even Human-ish - 311 00:23:48,300 --> 00:23:50,800 but d'you know what I call them? 312 00:23:50,900 --> 00:23:52,600 Mongrels. 313 00:23:52,700 --> 00:23:55,400 Right(!) And you stayed behind. 314 00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:58,300 I kept myself pure. 315 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,800 How many operations have you had? 316 00:24:00,900 --> 00:24:03,000 708. Next week, it's 709. 317 00:24:03,100 --> 00:24:06,000 I'm having my blood bleached. 318 00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:09,100 Is that why you wanted a word? 319 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:14,600 You could be flatter, Rose. You've got a little bit of a... chin poking out. 320 00:24:14,700 --> 00:24:17,900 I'd rather die. Honestly, it doesn't hurt. 321 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,100 I mean it. I would rather die. 322 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:24,400 It's better to die than to live like you, a bitchy trampoline. 323 00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:27,100 Oh, well, what do YOU know? 324 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,800 I was born on that planet. 325 00:24:29,900 --> 00:24:35,100 And so was my mum, and so was my dad, and that makes me, officially, the last human being in this room. 326 00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:41,300 Cos you're not human. You've had it all nipped and tucked and flattened till there's nothing left. 327 00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:46,600 Anything human got chucked in the bin. You're just skin, Cassandra, lipstick and skin. 328 00:24:46,700 --> 00:24:48,200 Nice talking. 329 00:24:56,000 --> 00:25:00,600 So, tell me, Jabe, what's a tree like you doing in a place like this? 330 00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:05,200 Respect for the Earth. Oh, come on, everyone on this Platform's worth zillions. 331 00:25:05,300 --> 00:25:09,500 Well. Perhaps it's a case of having to be seen at the right occasions. 332 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:15,100 In case your share prices drop? I know you lot, you've got massive forests, roots everywhere. 333 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:21,100 And there's always money in land. All the same, we respect the Earth as family. 334 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:25,400 So many species evolved from that planet. Mankind is only one. 335 00:25:25,500 --> 00:25:31,000 I'm another. My ancestors were transplanted from the planet down below, and I'm a direct descendant 336 00:25:31,100 --> 00:25:33,000 of the tropical rainforest. 337 00:25:33,100 --> 00:25:34,500 Excuse me. 338 00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:39,900 And what about your ancestry, Doctor? 339 00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:45,200 Perhaps you could tell a story or two. 340 00:25:45,300 --> 00:25:50,600 Perhaps a man only enjoys trouble when there's nothing else left...? 341 00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:54,300 I scanned you earlier. 342 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:58,300 The metalmachine had trouble identifying your species. 343 00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,700 It refused to admit your existence. 344 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:04,200 And even when it named you, I wouldn't believe it. 345 00:26:04,300 --> 00:26:07,100 But it was right. 346 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,500 I know where you're from! 347 00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:16,900 Forgive me for intruding, but it's remarkable that you even exist. 348 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,900 I just want to say... 349 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,900 how sorry I am. 350 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,400 SLOW CHUFFING 351 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:55,200 Is it me, or is it a bit nippy? 352 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,200 SHE CRIES OUT 353 00:27:16,700 --> 00:27:21,400 Fair do's though - that's a great bit of air-conditioning. Sort of nice and old-fashioned. 354 00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:23,500 Bet they call it retro. 355 00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:26,000 Gotcha. 356 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:35,200 What the hell's that? Is it part of the "retro"? 357 00:27:35,300 --> 00:27:37,400 I don't think so, hold on. 358 00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:47,200 Hey, nice liana. Thank you. 359 00:27:47,300 --> 00:27:49,300 Not supposed to show them in public. 360 00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,400 Don't worry, I won't tell anybody. 361 00:27:51,500 --> 00:27:55,400 Now then, who's been bringing their pets on board? What does it do? 362 00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:58,600 Sabotage... 'Earth-death in ten minutes... ' 363 00:27:58,700 --> 00:28:03,400 And the temperature's about to rocket. Come on. '... Earth death in ten minutes.' 364 00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:05,400 The planet's end! 365 00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:07,900 Come gather, come gather! 366 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:11,900 Bid farewell to the cradle of civilisation. 367 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:15,400 Let us mourn her with a traditional ballad. 368 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:21,800 INTRO TO: "Toxic" sung by Britney Spears 369 00:28:21,900 --> 00:28:25,800 # Baby, can't you see I'm calling 370 00:28:25,900 --> 00:28:28,800 # A guy like you Should wear a warning 371 00:28:28,900 --> 00:28:32,000 # It's dangerous I'm fallin'... # 372 00:28:32,100 --> 00:28:35,600 SQUEAKS AND TRILLS All right, hold on, get back. 373 00:28:35,700 --> 00:28:40,400 'Sunfilter rising. Sunfilter rising.' 374 00:28:40,500 --> 00:28:43,800 Is the Steward in there? You can smell him. 375 00:28:43,900 --> 00:28:48,500 Hold on. There's another sunfilter programmed to descend. 376 00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:51,500 #... Too high Can't come down 377 00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:53,000 # Losing my head Spinning round and round 378 00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:59,700 # Do you feel me now...? # 379 00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:04,200 'Sunfilter descending. Sunfilter descending... ' 380 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:11,000 'Sunfilter descending... ' 381 00:29:11,100 --> 00:29:15,000 Let me out! Let me out! '... Sunfilter descending... ' 382 00:29:15,100 --> 00:29:17,000 LOUD BANGING 383 00:29:17,100 --> 00:29:19,400 Let me out! Let me out! 384 00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:23,600 '... Sunfilter descending. Sunfilter descending... ' 385 00:29:23,700 --> 00:29:25,400 MORE BANGING Anyone in there? 386 00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:30,400 Let me out! Oh, well, it would be you(!) Open the door! 387 00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:31,800 Give us two ticks... 388 00:29:31,900 --> 00:29:35,800 '... Sunfilter descending. Sunfilter descending... ' 389 00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:40,100 'Sunfilter rising. Sunfilter rising. 390 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,200 'Sunfilter rising. Sunfilter rising... ' 391 00:29:44,100 --> 00:29:48,300 '... Sunfilter rising. Sunfilter rising... ' 392 00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:53,300 'Sunfilter descending... ' Just what we need - the computer's getting clever. 393 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:57,300 Stop mucking about! I'm not mucking about! It's fighting back. 394 00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:00,500 '... Sunfilter descending... ' Open the door! I know! 395 00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:04,400 '... Sunfilter descending... ' The lock's melted! 396 00:30:04,500 --> 00:30:09,200 '... Sunfilter descending. Sunfilter descending. 397 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:18,200 'Sunfilter rising. Sunfilter rising... ' 398 00:30:23,100 --> 00:30:27,100 The whole thing's jammed. I can't open the door. Stay there, don't move. 399 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:28,800 Where am I gonna go - Ipswich(?) 400 00:30:28,900 --> 00:30:30,900 'Earth-death in five minutes.' 401 00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:39,200 The metalmachine confirms. The spider devices have infiltrated the whole of Platform One. 402 00:30:39,300 --> 00:30:43,200 How's that possible? Our private rooms are protected by a codewall. 403 00:30:43,300 --> 00:30:45,300 (Moisturise me, moisturise me!) 404 00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:49,400 Summon the Steward! I'm afraid the Steward is dead. 405 00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:52,000 THEY GASP AND MURMUR 406 00:30:53,300 --> 00:30:55,100 Who killed him? 407 00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:59,800 This whole event was sponsored by the Face of Boe. He invited us. Talk to the Face, talk to the Face! 408 00:30:59,900 --> 00:31:03,700 Easy way of finding out. Someone brought their little pet on board. 409 00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:05,400 Let's send him back to master. 410 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:30,000 The Adherents of the Repeated Meme! J'accuse! 411 00:31:30,100 --> 00:31:35,400 That's all very well, and really kind of obvious but, if you stop and think about it... 412 00:31:36,100 --> 00:31:38,600 A repeated meme is just an idea. 413 00:31:38,700 --> 00:31:41,700 And that's all they are, an idea. 414 00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:48,800 Remote-control 'droids. Nice little cover for the real troublemaker. 415 00:31:48,900 --> 00:31:51,300 Go on, Jimbo. Go home. 416 00:31:53,300 --> 00:31:55,200 GUESTS GASP 417 00:31:55,300 --> 00:31:58,300 I bet you were the school swot and never got kissed. 418 00:31:58,400 --> 00:31:59,700 At arms! 419 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:01,400 What you gonna do, moisturise me? 420 00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:03,000 With acid. 421 00:32:03,100 --> 00:32:07,200 Oh, you're too late, anyway. My spiders have control of the mainframe. 422 00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:12,600 Oh, you all carried them as gifts, tax-free, past every codewall. 423 00:32:12,700 --> 00:32:18,200 I'm not just a pretty face. Sabotaging a ship while you're inside it, how stupid's that? 424 00:32:18,300 --> 00:32:21,300 I'd hoped to manufacture a hostage situation. 425 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:26,000 With myself as one of the victims, the compensation would have been enormous. 426 00:32:26,100 --> 00:32:29,600 Five billion years, and it still comes down to money. 427 00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:32,500 D'you think it's cheap, looking like this? 428 00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:35,400 Flatness costs a fortune! 429 00:32:35,500 --> 00:32:37,800 I am the Last Human, Doctor. 430 00:32:37,900 --> 00:32:42,500 Me, not that freaky little kid of yours. 431 00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:44,800 Arrest her! The infidel! 432 00:32:44,900 --> 00:32:49,200 Oh, shut it, pixie! I've still got my final option. 433 00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:51,500 'Earth-death in three minutes, Earth-death in three minutes... ' 434 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:55,400 And here it comes. You're just as useful dead, all of you. 435 00:32:55,500 --> 00:33:00,400 I have shares in your rival companies. They'll triple in price as soon as you're dead. 436 00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:04,500 My spiders are primed and ready to destroy the safety systems. 437 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:06,800 How did that old Earth song go? 438 00:33:06,900 --> 00:33:08,500 "Burn baby, burn." 439 00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:10,400 Then you'll burn with us! 440 00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:12,600 Oh, I'm so sorry! 441 00:33:12,700 --> 00:33:17,400 I know the use of teleportation is strictly forbidden, but... 442 00:33:17,500 --> 00:33:19,300 I'm such a naughty thing. 443 00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:19,700 Spiders, activate! 444 00:33:20,100 --> 00:33:22,300 Spiders, activate! 445 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:25,800 THUNDEROUS WHOOSHES 446 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:34,600 Force-fields gone, with the planet about to explode... 447 00:33:34,700 --> 00:33:36,800 At least it'll be quick. 448 00:33:36,900 --> 00:33:43,300 Just like my fifth husband... Oops! Oh, shame on me! Bye bye, darlings. 449 00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:45,900 'Safety systems failing... ' Bye-bye, my darlings! 450 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,900 '... Heat levels rising... ' 451 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,700 Reset the computer! Only the Steward would know how. 452 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:56,200 No, we can do it by hand. There must be a "system restore" switch. Jabe, come on. 453 00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:58,200 You lot, just chill. 454 00:33:58,300 --> 00:33:59,400 '... Heat levels rising... ' 455 00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:07,600 'Earthdeath in two minutes. Earthdeath in two minutes.' 456 00:34:09,300 --> 00:34:14,200 'Heat levels critical, heat levels critical.' 457 00:34:18,100 --> 00:34:20,100 '... Heat levels rising. Heat levels rising.' 458 00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:20,900 Oh, and guess where the switch is(!) 459 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:25,400 '... Heat levels rising. Heat levels rising.' 460 00:34:35,100 --> 00:34:39,000 External temperature 5, 000 degrees. 461 00:34:47,100 --> 00:34:52,300 You can't, the heat's gonna vent through this place. I know. Jabe! 462 00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:56,500 You're made of wood. Then stop wasting time - Time Lord. 463 00:34:59,500 --> 00:35:01,400 'Heat levels rising... 464 00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:03,400 'Heat levels rising.' 465 00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:07,500 '... Heat levels hazardous... ' 466 00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:11,500 We're going to die! '... Heat levels hazardous... ' 467 00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:26,500 'Shields malfunction... 468 00:35:28,700 --> 00:35:31,800 'Shields malfunction. 469 00:35:31,900 --> 00:35:35,000 'Shields malfunction. Shields malfunction. 470 00:35:35,100 --> 00:35:38,200 'Shields malfunction... ' 471 00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:48,900 'Heat levels critical... Heat levels critical.' 472 00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:06,600 'Heat levels rising. Heat levels rising.' 473 00:36:06,700 --> 00:36:08,900 JABE SCREAMS 474 00:36:09,900 --> 00:36:12,200 SCREAMS STOP 475 00:36:32,300 --> 00:36:34,800 'Planet explodes in... 476 00:36:34,900 --> 00:36:37,300 '... ten, 477 00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:39,800 nine... 478 00:36:39,900 --> 00:36:42,400 eight... 479 00:36:43,700 --> 00:36:46,100 ..seven... 480 00:36:47,700 --> 00:36:49,000 ..six... 481 00:36:50,900 --> 00:36:52,200 ..five... 482 00:36:52,300 --> 00:36:55,400 fou... four... 483 00:36:58,500 --> 00:37:00,500 Raise shields! 484 00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:01,800 ..one. 485 00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:22,500 'Exoglass repair. Exoglass repair... ' 486 00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:28,200 'Exoglass repair. Exoglass repair... ' 487 00:38:06,700 --> 00:38:09,000 HE MURMURS 488 00:38:15,100 --> 00:38:17,200 You all right? Yeah, I'm fine. 489 00:38:17,300 --> 00:38:19,500 I'm full of ideas. I'm bristling with 'em! 490 00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:24,900 Idea number one. Teleportation through 5, 000 degrees needs some kind of feed. 491 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:29,300 Idea number two. This feed must be hidden nearby. 492 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:33,600 Idea number three. 493 00:38:33,700 --> 00:38:38,000 If you're as clever as me, then a teleportation-feed can be reversed. 494 00:38:39,100 --> 00:38:43,300 ..Oh, you should've seen their little alien faces... 495 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:46,100 Oh. 496 00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,400 The last human. So. 497 00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:50,400 You passed my little test. Bravo! 498 00:38:50,500 --> 00:38:53,500 This makes you eligible to join, um, the... the Human Club. 499 00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:58,600 People have died, Cassandra. You murdered them. It depends on your definition of people. 500 00:38:58,700 --> 00:39:02,600 And that's enough of a technicality to keep your lawyers dizzy for centuries. 501 00:39:02,700 --> 00:39:05,800 Take me to court then, Doctor, 502 00:39:05,900 --> 00:39:08,700 and watch me smile and cry... QUIET CREAKS 503 00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:10,800 ..and flutter. And creak? 504 00:39:10,900 --> 00:39:14,400 And what? Creak. You're creaking. 505 00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:15,800 What? 506 00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:18,800 Agh! I-I'm drying out! 507 00:39:18,900 --> 00:39:22,600 Oh, sweet heavens! Moisturise me, moisturise me! 508 00:39:22,700 --> 00:39:28,400 Where are my surgeons, my lovely boys? It's too hot! YOU raised the temperature. 509 00:39:28,500 --> 00:39:30,000 Have pity! 510 00:39:30,100 --> 00:39:32,300 SHE GROWLS: Moisturise me! 511 00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:34,400 Oh, Doctor! 512 00:39:34,500 --> 00:39:39,300 Oh, Doctor, I'll do anything...! Help her. Everything has its time. And everything dies. 513 00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:43,000 I'm... too... young...! 514 00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:58,800 'Shuttles four and six departing. 515 00:39:58,900 --> 00:40:02,500 'This unit now closing down for maintenance.' 516 00:40:17,100 --> 00:40:19,400 The end of the Earth. 517 00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:22,000 It's gone. 518 00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:28,700 We were too busy saving ourselves. No-one saw it go. 519 00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:37,100 All those years, all that history, and no-one was even looking. 520 00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:40,000 It's just... 521 00:40:41,900 --> 00:40:43,400 Come with me. 522 00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:12,700 A TODDLER CRIES 523 00:41:24,700 --> 00:41:26,700 Big Issue! 524 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,900 Big Issue...! 525 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:34,600 You think it'll last forever, people and cars and concrete. 526 00:41:34,700 --> 00:41:36,600 But it won't. 527 00:41:36,700 --> 00:41:39,100 One day, it's all gone. 528 00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:41,600 Even the sky. 529 00:41:47,500 --> 00:41:49,800 My planet's gone. 530 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,600 It's dead. 531 00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:57,000 It burned, like the Earth. 532 00:41:57,100 --> 00:41:59,800 It's just rocks and dust. 533 00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:02,700 Before its time. 534 00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:05,800 What happened? 535 00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:10,100 There was a war, and we lost. 536 00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:11,700 A war with who? 537 00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:17,600 What about your people? 538 00:42:18,700 --> 00:42:20,800 I'm a Time Lord. 539 00:42:20,900 --> 00:42:23,800 I'm the last of the Time Lords. 540 00:42:23,900 --> 00:42:25,800 They're all gone. 541 00:42:25,900 --> 00:42:27,800 I'm the only survivor. 542 00:42:28,900 --> 00:42:31,800 I'm left travelling on my own cos there's no-one else. 543 00:42:33,300 --> 00:42:34,800 There's me. 544 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:41,400 You've seen how dangerous it is. D'you wanna go home? 545 00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:46,300 I don't know. 546 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,000 I want... 547 00:42:52,900 --> 00:42:55,200 Can you smell chips? 548 00:42:55,300 --> 00:42:57,100 Yeah. 549 00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:59,400 Yeah! I want chips. 550 00:42:59,500 --> 00:43:05,900 Me too. Right, then. Before you get me back in that box, chips it is. And you can pay. No money. 551 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:09,600 What sort of date are you? Come on, then, tightwad. Chips are on me. 552 00:43:09,700 --> 00:43:13,600 We've only got five billion years till the shops close. 553 00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:26,200 Now - you've seen the future, so let's have a look at the past. 554 00:43:26,300 --> 00:43:31,400 1860, how does 1860 sound? What happened in 1860? I don't know. Let's find out. 555 00:43:31,500 --> 00:43:37,800 ..I can't believe she's gone. Not gone, Mr Redpath, sir. Merely sleeping. 556 00:43:38,900 --> 00:43:44,200 She's up and on her feet and out there somewhere. Mr Sneed for shame, how many more times? It's ungodly! 557 00:43:44,300 --> 00:43:47,300 '... Excuse me, sir. Mr Dickens, this is your call.' 558 00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:52,000 ..Use the sight. Find the old lady or you're dismissed. 559 00:43:52,100 --> 00:43:54,600 What phantasmagoria is this? 560 00:43:56,900 --> 00:43:58,400 That's more like it! 561 00:44:34,100 --> 00:44:37,200 Subtitles by BBC Broadcast - 2005 0 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net